the_grass_trainer

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the_grass_trainer,

Jared was really out there eatin’ fresh 🤢

the_grass_trainer,

It IS obvious though. Look at the closeup of the one wearing red. Now look at the sidewalk.

the_grass_trainer,

Tuberculosis

the_grass_trainer,

I’m getting into the habit of making oleo saccharum with any leftover citrus. Throw it in a jar with a bunch of sugar on it, and tomorrow you have syrup.

the_grass_trainer,

Yeah I’m just waiting for everyone to stop having fun so i can sort through sloppy 1/80s

the_grass_trainer,

That would make sense if i were constantly saying that every time i was in a situation where i could say it. I’m not, so it doesn’t.

That’s just how it feels sometimes when people say “it’s just not your time yet.”

the_grass_trainer,

NEDM

the_grass_trainer,

We do, but only for bullets.

the_grass_trainer,

I wonder, is it all mashed potatoes or the really thin soupy kind? Or even chunky kind with skins in them?

I ask because i was watching a YouTube short where the guy claimed “this is why restaurants have the best mashed potatoes” then proceeded to make the soupiest mashed potatoes i have ever seen… Never disliked a short so fast in my life.

the_grass_trainer,

Thank you

the_grass_trainer,

That’s basically what a caffeine crash feels like.

the_grass_trainer,

I thought it was Perry the Platypus 😂

the_grass_trainer,

Foot stool

the_grass_trainer,

I do because I’m tired of being woken up in the middle of the night when Winblows decides an update is necessary and my PC was originally in Sleep Mode.

the_grass_trainer,

Please don’t erase history! We need it 😭🙏

the_grass_trainer,

Plans didn’t go the way i had originally intended, but it could have been worse.

the_grass_trainer,

Growers not showers?

the_grass_trainer,

I don’t care for the A&E channel, so hopefully they have something else when i arrive.

the_grass_trainer,

The texture of that top layer film

the_grass_trainer,

It’s still icky

the_grass_trainer,

Wot?

the_grass_trainer,

Refer to someone you’ve never met by their name if you can. This usually works best in a school or work setting. And when they ask how you know their name just simply reply:

“Everyone knows who you are.” And walk away.

the_grass_trainer,

Where’s Penis Prager at when you need him?

the_grass_trainer,

I slept in a bush once!

the_grass_trainer,

Imagine growing up in a household that shit talked Republicans hardcore, and then 12 years after leaving home finding out that dad is a Trump supporter 😮‍💨

the_grass_trainer,

Godforbid you’re him, amirite?

the_grass_trainer,

My guess is Dad was waiting for the right person to validate some very prejudice beliefs.

the_grass_trainer,

I wish i knew. Both of my parents became the kinds of people i was raised NOT to be.

the_grass_trainer,

This feels like you’ve hit the nail on the head!! I just can’t believe I didn’t see the signs growing up. 😮‍💨 But there’s nothing i could do anyway. So hopefully i am better off without him in my life (10 yrs so far).

the_grass_trainer,

Not a worm, but there is a tadpole in my head.

the_grass_trainer,

ffffPING!

the_grass_trainer,

Is there an annual clubbing event, too?

the_grass_trainer,

He even somersaulted twice before firing like he was Max Payne.

the_grass_trainer,

Dude looks like a lady

the_grass_trainer,

What’s the difference?

the_grass_trainer,

Define “stable”.

the_grass_trainer,

That… Makes me sad for some reason.

the_grass_trainer,

When I was in boot camp there was a guy sitting next to me in the mess hall eating nothing but scrambled eggs… Then he threw up onto his plate.

I stopped eating eggs for awhile after that.

the_grass_trainer,

To my knowledge the meal ended there. But all of us near him were upset.

the_grass_trainer,

Parry the Pletypus

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