random_character_a,
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Hope it’s not in the sun too long. That might have an opposite effect.

ForgottenUsername,

I wouldn’t even leave a condom, its not like they’d need it.

nosnahc,
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My favorite is “if you park like you fuck, don’t be surprised to be a cuckold”.

JoShmoe,

got em!

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