Reptorian,

Show us a mugshot by then.

58008,
@58008@lemmy.world avatar

I actually feel sorry for him. How’s he going to keep up his world-class skincare routine when he’s behind bars?

simplejack,
@simplejack@lemmy.world avatar

Toilet pruno should help maintain his alcoholic rosacea.

snooggums,
@snooggums@midwest.social avatar

I hope he gets the Epstein suite.

jordanlund,
@jordanlund@lemmy.world avatar
TransplantedSconie,

Wouldn’t it be amazing if he got drunk, ran from it, got caught, and had a few more years tacked on?

MisterD,

If he’s such a valuable MAGA asset, why don’t they hide him? It’s not like rules apply to them.

FuglyDuck,
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

Pretty sure that Bannon is finding out he’s not actually all that valuable.

in fact, I’m pretty sure they already found his replacement.
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/0064441c-0e82-45c4-9813-c2b0998901cd.jpeg
(yes, it’s a blank cardboard cut out.)

DogPeePoo,

Enjoy your Delirium Tremens you human pustule.

muse,
@muse@fedia.io avatar

You've such an eloquent way with words DogPeePoo

DogPeePoo,

Thank you, you are my muse.

Pat_Riot,
@Pat_Riot@lemmy.today avatar

Good beer, but a little pricey.

Theprogressivist,
@Theprogressivist@lemmy.world avatar

Have fun in prison, you drunken sack of shit.

gravitas_deficiency,

I hope the cirrhosis catches up with him tbh

DarkDarkHouse,
@DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

As bad as it is, i’m not sure cirrhosis deserves that

snooggums,
@snooggums@midwest.social avatar

Cirrhosis catching up with him is basically a cirrhosis theme park so I think it would be good times for cirrhosis.

solidgrue,
@solidgrue@lemmy.world avatar

It’s thin gruel this week, but I’ll take it.

/Bannon!? No overthrowing the country! Not during an election year. Enough of your shit, young man, you’re in tine-out. Go sit in a corner for a few minutes and think about how you can be more subtle next time.
//slashies!

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