BonesOfTheMoon

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BonesOfTheMoon,

That Song of Solomon is some horny shit.

BonesOfTheMoon,

No it’s an erotic poem actually. Has lines like “her breasts are like twin gazelles”.

BonesOfTheMoon,

Here is the text. It’s actually quite pretty. You don’t have to be religious to enjoy it. www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Song of Solo…

BonesOfTheMoon,

That’s the quote yeah.

BonesOfTheMoon, (edited )

I switched to Longo’s which are locally owned and actually I save money. I also started going to the local international grocery which is quite large for several things. At least I’m supporting local.

Edit: didn’t know Longo’s is now owned by Sobeys, so it’s time for the local Polish grocery store too.

BonesOfTheMoon,

Why not now?

BonesOfTheMoon,

No I mean let’s start tonight haha.

BonesOfTheMoon,

I’ll have to Iook into shoplifting tips then. I’m a simple woman, I’d be happy if I could top up my teabag stash, some bread yeast and flour, some nice morning granola, and a good sized bottle of olive oil and roasted red peppers.

BonesOfTheMoon,

I go to the local international grocery store a lot, it’s actually spectacular, and there’s also the Polish grocery chain in my city which is quite good.

BonesOfTheMoon,

No, Starsky. Local to my city.

BonesOfTheMoon,

Nobody deserves to get off the hook here. But Loblaws is definitely the face of it because of Galen and his price fixing.

BonesOfTheMoon,

Is that if the cart has one of those locks on it?

BonesOfTheMoon,

Ok my store actually doesn’t use those ones, so win. They also have never had security that I see.

BonesOfTheMoon,

My SO worked at one for years. He could not care less. Sometimes when it was obvious someone was returning a case of formula they had just stolen (like it was January and the case was not cold from being in a car outdoors) they would roll their eyes, but they’d still do it. What can you do?

There was this hilarious cashier once at a store I used to go to, who had some movement disorder that made her act like the Chicken Lady from Kids In The Hall. As a result she couldn’t be bothered to memorize produce codes for scanning, and if she didn’t know what something was, she would just toss it in your bag without ringing it up. I got a lot of free lychees that way.

BonesOfTheMoon,

It’s because college made them leftist antifa of course.

BonesOfTheMoon,

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/1f0b1285-cd6b-4f01-b64e-d6fd732b3d91.png

Cruising estranged narcissistic conservative parent Facebook tonight.

BonesOfTheMoon,

Well conservatives are not terribly good readers. That would require education.

BonesOfTheMoon,

Nope she’s that crazy.

BonesOfTheMoon,

All hail the glowing cloud!

I actually have WTNV leggings, they’re the greatest.

BonesOfTheMoon,

I can’t get into wizards.

BonesOfTheMoon,

All hail the glowing cloud.

BonesOfTheMoon,

Get straight to the Waffle House laddie.

Trumpism Is Emptying Churches: The former president’s embrace of White Christian militantism coincides with a precipitous decline in religious affiliation in the US (www.bloomberg.com)

Donald Trump, a 77-year-old Bible salesman from Palm Beach, Florida, has emerged as the nation’s most prominent Christian leader. Trump is running for president as a divinely chosen champion of White Christians, promising to sanctify their grievances, destroy their perceived enemies, bolster their social status, and grant them...

BonesOfTheMoon,

Trump the Bible salesman.

Okay then.

BonesOfTheMoon,

Was also born in the 70s, feel the same way. I was raised Catholic, but we were taught that abortion and gay people were absolutely fine no matter what the church said. When I left home I left Catholicism simply because I didn’t relate to it, what does a voluntary eunuch have to say to a young woman about her life, was my reasoning?

But in the last few years I started going to a very lefty inclusive and completely welcoming non-denominational Christian Church. I still think much of the Bible is loony tunes, but applying some of the wisdom of the teachings of Christ to life is appealing to me, and there’s just something about singing in an old building with stained glass windows on a Sunday morning that feels sacred in a way nothing else does. This church is actively trying to find a path forward to be good humans together while acknowledging and trying to repair the damage Christianity has done, we have openly gay and trans people who attend and participate fully, and I don’t know why they all can’t be like that. Conservatives suck the life breath out of everything they touch.

BonesOfTheMoon,

Well you have to admit he’s flexible. LOL.

BonesOfTheMoon,

Remember what an absolute dumpster fire The Donald was? I remember one of their users got a front page post one day and said he called in sick to work to stay home and answer all the comments because he was so excited lol

BonesOfTheMoon,

If you want to look at my perimenopausal hooty hoo, I’ll show anyone who asks. Step right up.

BonesOfTheMoon,

It actually looks pretty good. It might not, er, self lubricate anymore, but that’s why God invented Astroglide.

BonesOfTheMoon,

Remember the one with the rotating cloth towel thing? Imagine how much filth they contained.

BonesOfTheMoon,

That’s Nadja, with the more interesting j instead of I.

BonesOfTheMoon,

Glycerin suppositories are the best relief for that.

BonesOfTheMoon,

I’m on a medication that makes things move slowly despite fiber and water. Sometimes I just need help.

BonesOfTheMoon,

I don’t enjoy it, but unfortunately I’m on a medication that makes it necessary sometimes, and I do the olive oil trick too. Sometimes you just have to get it out from below.

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