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TrenGoblin

@TrenGoblin@lemmy.ca

I’m a introverted man that loves to play video games, watch anime and lift weights.

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18+ Master roshi is a ephebophile

Seriously there is literally no evidence at all in the dragon ball franchise that Master Master roshi is a pedophile. Master roshi however is a ephebophile because he did find 16 year old bulma attractive. That is perfectly normal because bulma was hot as fuck at 16 so it makes sense why roshi would find her attractive.

18+ I wish I was Asexual.

Seriously I hate that. I always fantasize about having sex with very attractive women. It really grinds my fuck gears because I know that I will be a virgin forever because prostitution is illegal in Canada. So I unfortunately can not pay a very attractive 18 year old woman to have sex with me. I really wish that I was Asexual...

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The only reason why I’m putting sex on a pedestal is because I can’t stop thinking about it. That’s why I really wish I was Asexual so that wouldn’t think about sex anymore.

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But the problem is I have no interest at all in being in a romantic relationship with women. All I want to do is pay a multiple attractive women to have sex with me. But unfortunately prostitution is illegal in Canada so unfortunately I will be a virgin forever.

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No

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I don’t want to make a porno though. All I want to do is pay a very attractive woman to have sex with me just once. So that I’m no longer a virgin anymore. Because I believe that once I have sex. I will no longer care about it anymore.

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No you’re wrong. The title will be sad old virgin man gets pegged by multiple teen girls.

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The problem is I’m a ugly old man so unfortunately no very attractive woman is ever going to have sex with me just for the fun of it.

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Those sex workers that are online could be cops uncover so I don’t want to risk that because I don’t want to go to jail.

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I’m putting sex on pedestal. Not women.

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The problem is since I am a virgin. I will never know if having sex is enjoyable or not.

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No woman will ever have sex with me for free because I’m a ugly old man who is also a manlet.

TrenGoblin,
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What the fuck is that?

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True I could go to Germany and pay a woman to have sex with me. But the problem is that I do not know how to speak German.

TrenGoblin,
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Okay well when you put like that then I guess you’re right but I am not simping for beautiful 18 year old women because I don’t have any interest at all in being a romantic relationship with them. I just want to bang them.

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I am a old man and I personally do not think it’s morally wrong for me pay a 18 year old woman to have sex with me because me and her are both consenting adults. So what me and her are doing is completely harmless.

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The reason why I don’t want to get married is because. All I want to do in life is lift weights, play video games and have sex with women everyday.

I do not want to go on any dates with women and I do not want a woman to live with me in my house. Because I do not want anyone in general coming to my house.

TrenGoblin,
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I think two twin brothers who are both consenting adults being in an incestuous relationship with each other is gross, weird and not natural. But it is still morally okay for them to be in an incestuous relationship with eachother because what they are doing is completely harmless.

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Straight incest between a brother and a sister is only morally okay if they’re both are consenting adults and the brother gets a vasectomy so that they can’t have any kids together.

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