The way to fix this is to boot in bash recovery where you land a root shell. From there you can hopefully apt install sudo if deb file is still in cache. If not, you have to make network function without systemd for apt install to work. Or, you can get sudo deb file and all missing dependencies from usb stick and apt install them from fs. Or just enable root, give it a password and reboot so you can su - and apt install sudo
Because âpeopleâ (my french self included) would just say (most of the time) âla machine Ă laverâ (or even shorter : la machine) and out of context, youâd figure out which of the 2 is actually talked about.
Also, as âmachine Ă laverâ litterally translate to âwashing machineâ, it didnât even occure to me that it had to be understood as laundry machine, hence why I initially said it was a âsheâ.
Un lave linge, une machine Ă laver le linge, un lave vaisselle, une machine Ă laver la vaisselle. It actually all depend on they way you phrase it. Agreed though. It was mostly for the joke.