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Nomecks, to startrek in Due to Falling Enrollments, We Will No Longer Offer Courses in Romulan at Starfleet Academy

No worries, we all have universal translators anyways!

Stormygeddon, to startrek in Due to Falling Enrollments, We Will No Longer Offer Courses in Romulan at Starfleet Academy

No worries, many of the students knew Romulan anyway on account of being spies.

zabadoh,

You’re a Romulan spy too?

Thank goodness, I thought I was the only one!

AnarchistArtificer, to startrek in Due to Falling Enrollments, We Will No Longer Offer Courses in Romulan at Starfleet Academy

Oh man, as someone who’s been interfacing with a lot of university bureaucracy lately, this is so on point it hurts. I feel like you could get a press release from my university and swap in some Star Trek words and it’d be a similar vibe.

MalReynolds,
@MalReynolds@slrpnk.net avatar

As someone who checks comments to see if it’s worth my time to read the source, thank you for your service. And also as someone who checks primary sources, curse me for caring, I shall look because I commented…

I didn’t.

ArtieShaw,

Indeed. Too real.

Zagorath, to startrek in Due to Falling Enrollments, We Will No Longer Offer Courses in Romulan at Starfleet Academy
@Zagorath@aussie.zone avatar

In the newest QS rankings, we improved by two positions and are now in a three-way tie for sixty-third in the Alpha Quadrant with the Pakled Institute of Technology and Cornell.

Ouch

mercano, to startrek in Due to Falling Enrollments, We Will No Longer Offer Courses in Romulan at Starfleet Academy
@mercano@lemmy.world avatar

The signature at the bottom of the letter makes it all make sense.

Zeke, to fuck_cars in You’re a Cyclist Who Was Just Struck by a Car Driver. Here’s Why It Was Your Fault

I was hit on my bike while heading to college. Simply crossing a crosswalk with a stop sign and someone decided they didn't feel like stopping while I was already crossing. I now live with back pain. Drivers can't be trusted to follow traffic signs.

Adeptfuckup,

Hmm… Have we tried painting lines?.. we should paint lines… let’s paint lines. Problem. Solved.

Rusky_900,

That’s ridiculous. LINES WONT STOP CARS! Only if they paint the ground near the edge a different colour will it be safe to cycle on roads.

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