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LemmyFeed, to lemmyshitpost in It's been that kind of week

“Babe I packed your lunch”

stoi, to lemmyshitpost in It's been that kind of week

Not the glizky

ThePinkUnicorn, to 196 in 'YoU bElOnG hErE' rule

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/ea6069c6-635f-4eac-8736-ab1ffeb91e0c.jpeg

Mycatiskai, to 196 in 'YoU bElOnG hErE' rule

Someone called down a pride orbital laser stratagem.

That bunny doesn’t realize he is about to experience managed democracy.

agegamon,

Yet another victory for manged ⁠☆queeromacy☆

Ah shit, that reminds me I need to go get killed by the airstrikes of internet randos in helldivers again. 10/10 game

Mycatiskai,

Either that or accidentally be in front of a turret that just targeted a small bug right behind you.

Gork, to 196 in 'YoU bElOnG hErE' rule

The Gay Jewish Space Laser has been test fired. Please input coordinates for first strike.

Marzell,

55.752023,37.617499

totally_notAcat,

For anyone wondering this is in Moscow

iiGxC, to 196 in 'YoU bElOnG hErE' rule

that panda rabbit’s gonna get turned into a snail

Track_Shovel,

https://slrpnk.net/pictrs/image/6625d2f1-fa54-4c18-8671-dc3df73d70f6.webp

I_am_10_squirrels,

I believe that is a conch, not a snail

Track_Shovel,

Conches are a type of marine gastropods.

Since you made me double check, you get a Weasley

https://slrpnk.net/pictrs/image/9ab26cfc-0c78-46a3-a758-0eb23709f530.webp

Ps. That’s actually a European stoat… ;)

I_am_10_squirrels,

Aw, she’s cute! Thanks! I’ll name her Brenda, and give her all the noggin pats.

TechieDamien,

Well it shouldn’t have learnt how to run away from the school of Prometheus then!

robocall, to 196 in 'YoU bElOnG hErE' rule
@robocall@lemmy.world avatar

“Give us money… or else!”

ummthatguy, to 196 in 'YoU bElOnG hErE' rule
@ummthatguy@lemmy.world avatar

Lore and the crystalline entity would like to know your location.

https://i.imgur.com/MSmXgTp.gif

Kolanaki, to 196 in 'YoU bElOnG hErE' rule
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

The rainbow is just searching for the pot of gold that’s supposed to be at the end. And it won’t let anything get in its way!

Track_Shovel,

Corporate really took that fairy tale and ran with it, eh?

hazelnoot, to 196 in Bandwidth rule
@hazelnoot@beehaw.org avatar

My product manager is doing the opposite - pushing us to replace “bandwidth” and “effort” with “time”. We’re now expected to provide an accurate hour estimate for all work items, projects, and bugs. Getting it done later or sooner is penalized on the metrics.

Johanno,

“Hey I need you to change the colour on this thing here. How long will it take?”

“let me see… tips furiously on a calculator how about 390 days?”

If you get it done sooner. Just don’t submit it. You are still working on it. Only on the day you predicted you finish it.

Jumuta, to lemmyshitpost in Just enter heaven without being afraid ✅

WHAT WILL OMORI DO ?

> FIGHT
RUN

Fleur__, to 196 in Mayo Rule
@Fleur__@lemmy.world avatar

Having worked in hospo I live and die by if you order extra you don’t complain about too much

variants, to lemmyshitpost in It's been that kind of week

Weenford

ValenThyme,

https://reddthat.com/pictrs/image/9ac61262-3551-4693-9ff6-78ca30365fec.png

RenegadeTwister,

I’m waving my ween in the whiskey?

TehWorld, to lemmyshitpost in It's been that kind of week

This is like those horrible choice “would you rather” questions. Eat the hot dog, or drink the alcohol.

Track_Shovel,

Alcohol, I think, in my choice

ValenThyme,

after 5 or 6 glasses that wiener be looking mighty fine

TehWorld,

Rip your inbox…

pelya, to lemmyshitpost in It's been that kind of week

Baptise

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