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Got_Bent, to politics in Steve Bannon Prepares for Prison

Connecticut penitentiary? A state facility? How are the prisons in Connecticut? The only thing I know about the state is that they have their own form of pizza though I have no clue what that form is.

Etterra, to politics in Steve Bannon Prepares for Prison

He looks like the guy in C Block who sells the worst weed.

rimu, to politics in Steve Bannon Prepares for Prison
@rimu@piefed.social avatar

LOCK HIM UP, LOCK HIM UP

RememberTheApollo_, to politics in Steve Bannon Prepares for Prison

“There are NO conspiracies but there are NO coincidences — Stephen K. Bannon.”

Gotta love that pseudo-intellectual self-quote.

TransplantedSconie, to politics in Steve Bannon Prepares for Prison

Is “preparing” shoving nips in condoms up his ass?

I gotta tell yah, Steve. They rummage around in there something fierce if they catch wind of nip smuggling.

YarHarSuperstar,
@YarHarSuperstar@lemmy.world avatar

nips? Isn’t that like a candy?

Got_Bent,

I can’t tell if that’s a joke or a real question.

If it’s a real question, nips in this case refers to those little bottles of alcohol you would get on an airplane. They’re readily available in liquor stores here. Common purchase for the chemically dependent alcoholic who just needs a quick fix.

OopsAllTwix,

They also call them pocket rockets.

Wytch, to politics in Steve Bannon Prepares for Prison

“Why are you preparing? You’re always preparing! Just go!”

jawa21,
@jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

I always love to see Spaceballs references in the wild, but this one in this particular context is simply brilliant.

cheese_greater, to politics in Steve Bannon Prepares for Prison

Homeland predicted this

dynamic_generals, (edited )

Sorry to ‘actually’ this. I think what you’re referring to was a look back at disgraced general Flynn rather than a look forward.

Edit: it was not.

cheese_greater,

I was thinking about that Alex Jones/Bannonesque radio host that thinks the chain of randos is gonna go down fighting to help him avoid arrest

FuglyDuck, to politics in Steve Bannon Prepares for Prison
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

Hey, Bannon. I got a recipe for pruno… I’m not inclined to share it though.

myusernameis,

During lockdown I tried making fruit wine without doing enough reading. It smelled like acetone and I’m pretty sure it was lightly poisonous. He can have that recipe if he wants.

athairmor,

Yeah, he isn’t afraid of being locked up. He’s afraid the DTs will kill him.

TheOneWithTheHair, to politics in Steve Bannon Prepares for Prison
@TheOneWithTheHair@lemmy.world avatar

This site says it’s the Federal Correctional Institution, Danbury, Connecticut. ctinsider.com/…/steve-bannon-danbury-ct-prison-se…

You can support him by purchasing a container of Petroleum Jelly online and have it shipped to the prison and addressed to him.

MehBlah,

I’m sure he using a larger plug each day in preparation.

YarHarSuperstar,
@YarHarSuperstar@lemmy.world avatar

Why tf do people think jokes like this are funny? Prison rape is real and there’s no way it doesn’t completely traumatize the victims

MehBlah,

True but I’m betting this asshole is in the Epstein camp and any of those assholes have a karmic debt of immense portions.

OopsAllTwix,

He may also want to smuggle things up there. Prison wallet is what they call it.

xc2215x, to politics in Steve Bannon Prepares for Prison

Glad he is going.

Rapidcreek, to politics in Steve Bannon Prepares for Prison

"Roaches check in…but they don’t check out.’

TokenBoomer,

This reference is so old I munted it.

Boddhisatva, to politics in Steve Bannon Prepares for Prison

On the brink of his prison stint, Bannon is attempting to rally an audience he calls an “army of the awakened” to sustain his anti-establishment crusade.

So he wants a “woke” army to support his crusade?

dogsnest,
@dogsnest@lemmy.world avatar

They won’t cancel, they’ll boycott!

MehBlah,

We are the woke they are the comatose. If they wake up they wont support him.

MeekerThanBeaker,

They should join him in prison for solidarity.

mojo_raisin,

Wake up man! These woke people are nothing but trouble!

Spitzspot, to politics in Steve Bannon Prepares for Prison
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Naich, to world in Israeli Airstrike Kills Dozens at Gaza School-Turned-Shelter
@Naich@lemmings.world avatar

Another day another war crime to be ignored.

Keeponstalin,

Let’s do our best to not ignore them, spread awareness, and pressure our Representatives however we can

The No Thanks app is a great and easy way to make an individual impact

cosmicrookie, to world in Israeli Airstrike Kills Dozens at Gaza School-Turned-Shelter
@cosmicrookie@lemmy.world avatar

This is happening so often now, that we don’t know if we’ve already read about it or if it’s a new attack.

Linkerbaan,
@Linkerbaan@lemmy.world avatar

“Bombing a school a day keeps the Hamas away”

NooBoY,

Can’t have a next generation of Hamas, if you don’t have a next generation.

(Taps head)

Keeponstalin,

It can’t be any more obvious that the ‘human shields’ excuses have no substance and are used to justify killing and terrorizing civilians

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