Safety rule from Anubis
Korne127, 
hot furry jesus
Zoomboingding, 
You accidentally crossed that out
TotallynotJessica, 
Anubis, why the fuck did you just come into our house? We’re literally children. Are you some sort of creep?
peyotecosmico, I don’t remember this episode of Stargate SG-1
AVincentInSpace, this clearly isn’t SG-1. Anubis isn’t murdering anybody
brbposting, Anubis … is the god of funerary rites, protector of graves, and guide to the underworld, in ancient Egyptian religion, usually depicted as a canine or a man with a canine head.
Guess this is kinda out of character for them, then.
BautAufWasEuchAufbaut, 
maybe those children are graves
nonfuinoncuro, I mean everyone is a grave in progress he’s just working on future customers, they’re eventually going to need a guide too
Flumpkin, The American version of Anubis is much friendlier though!
CheeseNoodle, I dunno underworld gods can be kinda chill sometimes, or maybe he’s just tryna avoid paperwork later.
ChickenLadyLovesLife, What Would Anubis Do?
superduperenigma, 𓀟 𓀟𓀕
𓁆𓁌 𓀠𓁀
Dampyr, It’s unfortunate that I lost my cheat sheet for hieroglyphs and I can’t translate this
KreekyBonez, what could these symbols mean? even the best egyptologists are still at a loss
MECHAGIC, 
I am at a loss for words
nonfuinoncuro, god DAMMIT
BautAufWasEuchAufbaut, Thank you Anubis
nnullzz, 𓂸
wise_pancake, 𓇽 𓈖 𓁐.
thefartographer, I can’t tell if that says someone pooped in the pool or that the hot tub is available
Assman, 
Close, someone pooped in the hot tub
derpgon, I’d wager “got a boner for some hot tub”, but might be wrong 🤔
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