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Asses to asses, butts to butts

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Hey I’m not an addict. I can stop having a good time whenever I want.

[Fan Film] The Akira Project - Live Action Trailer (Official) (www.youtube.com)

What started as an idea over a beer, turned into an Indiegogo crowdsourcing campaign. Then three days of filming followed by a year and a half of post-production with contributions from over forty artists in twelve different countries. It was released in 2017....

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This is cool but what I really want is a series that actually covers all of the manga. The film made no sense until I read the manga.

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Worst case scenario, you don’t have to work tomorrow

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White people who decided only white people eat potato salad

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The real Buckethead

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*latter half 🤓

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🤓

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North Koreans, this is your chance to be world heroes

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At a better pizza place maybe

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Geese do not look like ducks

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Kewpie mayo is where it’s at

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Calling it now, American reichstag moment is going to happen this year

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“fuck them kids”

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They do make a mean clam chowder

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Pfft, I was already picking my nose

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Also kroger

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Jeff Bridges

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Ur ugly, stay inside

US to send new $225 million military aid package to Ukraine, officials say (apnews.com)

The U.S. will send about $225 million in military aid to Ukraine, U.S. officials said Thursday, in a new package that includes ammunition Kyiv’s forces could use to strike threats inside Russia to defend the city of Kharkiv from a heavy Russian assault....

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The Pentagon has never passed an audit

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Real life Tom Bombadil

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And the city they built Mexico City on top of was in the middle of a damn lake

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This is sounding kinda sexy

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Three’s company 😏

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Best we can do is nothing

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You’re literally describing a cell phone which can play both of the games you mentioned

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She thinks it’s bad

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The first Ukrainian f16 pilots just finished training last week, so there wouldn’t have been any point in delivering them until now

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Absolutely not

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O Brother, Where Art Thou? is my favorite movie

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Yeah, forced myself through it back when the film first came out. I’m glad to have read it but I’ll take the American south version any day lol

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One time I was under the bleachers at a football game and somebody farted so loud up there I thought it was gunshots

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You know mobbin with the B R I E

Grilled cheese motherfucka

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Can you smoosh eggs into flour and then roll the mixture flat? Then pasta is not above your skill level.

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Try with a wine bottle!

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Sounds more like SMITE than overwatch

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Standing back and standing by, behind a Florida high school gym

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People these days underestimate the power of consensual violence

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It’s sterile and I like the taste

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Woke… uh… lids?

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Indiscriminate bombing of children? You mean US foreign policy for the past 100 years?

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You know that thing that STRIKINGdebate2 claimed to hate all his or her life? Well they secretly jerked off to that thing every Thursday.

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It’s what made me me

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Cicadas are delicious

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Oh no, don’t make an enemy of the most incompetent political organization in American history.

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Name one other thing they accomplished (flipping SC counts as part of what you mentioned)

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I was more talking about legislation/legal precedent but I do agree with you

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Stop that

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Didn’t they bomb a border crossing right after the peace talks ended on Sunday? It’s hard to read these guys.

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