Rule . ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁˖ . ݁
SnotFlickerman, 
FRONT TOWARD ENEMY
Instructions unclear, boyfriend’s dick is blown off.
MrJameGumb, 
Love the enthusiasm
ImplyingImplications, Less teeth
ObviouslyNotBanana, 
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bobs_monkey, Instructions unclear: gave a blowie to a bull in a slaughterhouse.
EdibleFriend, 
I… I’m wary but… Curious.
HonkTonkWoman, She’s like Mother Teresa, she’ll come atcha like a tornado of teeth & fingernails.
ivanafterall, 
Mother Teresa did give a mean blowjob.
YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH, The throat goat of Calcutta.
bjoern_tantau, 
My mother warned me about women like you. I was hoping she was right.
Okokimup, 
She’s dating the kool-aid man.
moosetwin, 
OH YEAH!
Jerkface, Did he bust through the wall?
ivanafterall, She blew too hard.
Jerkface, She didn’t blow too hard enough.
don, Lorena Bobbitt looking good these days
usualsuspect191,
Taleya, Early morning 4-hour-sleep eyesight made it brown for me and i went completely down the wrong path…
^So did she^
eldain, Consumed his virginity
DogPeePoo, She broke his hymen
PINKeHamton, Is cum ment to be red?!??
TargaryenTKE, Is yours not?
PINKeHamton, No man its pink
TargaryenTKE, Oh easy, just have less white next time
PINKeHamton, Okay I’ll try
TheFriar, Haven’t you seen the educational film Anti-Christ?
dylanmorgan, It’s been long enough, I’d definitely hit it.
detectivesniffles, 
this is how they did bottom surgery before the marvels of modern medicine
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