Games rule
don, Blasting bad guys and their bosses to bits in my trusty starfighter.
Prunebutt, I genuinely don’t know what could be illegal in Outer Wilds, tbh.
Ludrol, 
The [REDACTED] and [DATA EXPUNGED] I think are most horrible things to do there.
Operating spacecraft without a license. Not paying attention to the road with autopilot on.
spittingimage, 
Constructing a wood and stone platform in a void world without a permit. Surely that’s only worth a fine and a warning.
I may also have stabbed one or two uh, dozen, orcs in my dark room.
apprehentice, Aiding a cartel in smuggling illicit goods
Enkers, Murdering cultists and monsters while traveling through time, all while trying to save reality from the void. Hopefully the Hague will give me a pass on all the murder, even if it doesn’t exist in my timeline.
amio, Assault and battery, serial murder or at least manslaughter I guess, arson, theft, looting ancient burial sites, hunting endangered species, regicide, trespassing, making rude gestures at a a dog.
frickineh, making rude gestures at a a dog
Whoa, why the heck would you do that? Dang, you need to rethink your choices.
Monster96, Gunning down helpess mutants, raiders, and scavengers who happen to cross my path in a nuclear wasteland. I think I might get the chair for mass genocide.
alx, 
Technically, is making hats out of human leather actually a crime?
ICastFist, 
It’s only a crime if laws exist taps head
lgmjon64, Driving a giant tractor with a trailer full of soybeans the wrong way around a roundabout to deliver the soybeans to the grocery store.
Pooptimist, Caving a green wyvern skull in with my big hammer that I made of the bones and flesh of another
riwo, 
blowing up my neighbourhood by failing to defuse a landmine
soulfirethewolf, Obliterating the natural resources of a small island for a couple of golden walnuts
RedditMobileMyAss, Starting a cult.
Godric, Rimworld players:
Deestan, These are just from trying to play nice:
- Aiding and abetting a fugitive from the law
- Tax evasion
- Unlawful imprisonment
- Sale of unsanitary food products
- Theft
- Manufacturing and selling drugs
Sabata11792, 
We did not fill out any paperwork putting us at war, therefore no crime has occurred in the manufacturing of this furniture.
cervena_kostka, Czech Looking for a bunch of cats with a help of a time machine
pimeys, 
Having eleven kings in one poker hand.
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