Games rule
just2look, Using obscene amounts of violence to protect freedom and democracy across the galaxy.
MxRemy, Trying to commit a hostile takeover by having my company’s employees fistfight their company’s employees in the town square.
ICastFist, 
The real crime is that this is not the law-abiding method to take over another company.
MxRemy, username checks out
gerryflap, 
Building an army of futuristic battle robots and an artillery cannon and shooting a likewise enemy army to smithereens
ICastFist, Supreme Commander, or a similar Total Annihilation spiritual successor?
gerryflap, Yep, Beyond All Reason. Awesome open source game like Supreme Commander.
ICastFist, Oohh, looks better than Zero-K, I’ll definitely give it a try
Ludrol, 
Beyond All Reason?
gerryflap, Yup. Didn’t think anyone would guess it though. I’m quite impressed by ithe game, it definitely has its quirks, but so far it’s been a lot more stable and performant than the AAA games I’ve recently played.
ranoss, Defending a log cabin from monstrous cannibals with my friends on a remote island we explore with highly unsafe electric monowheels.
tophneal, Imprisoning and enslaving animals to fight for my own amusement
Weirdfish, Killing 300,000 Batarins with an asteroid
moosetwin, 
brutal organ harvesting using exclusively medicinal plants, followed by cannibalism
the name of the gameRimworld
Donjuanme, So many potential crimes in that game.
JoMiran, 
Zombie genocide.
Skull, Polluting and extracting every raw resource for my own benefit, mindlessly destroying the native alien population as they attempt to stop my destruction of their land.
Donjuanme, I wonder if there’s a significant factorio/Linux overlap on lemmy?
Though you could be satisfactory…
burt, I thought satisfactory at first too, but fluffy tailed hogs and lizard doggos don’t seem to give a shit that I just built an oil pipeline and two dozen oil refineries in their home.
Skull, I do wish building a train network in Satisfactory was as easy as Factorio. They’re both great games though in their own rights 😁.
MossyFeathers, (edited ) Starting a cult and working people to death so that I have infinite money without having to do anything.
Edit: before you ask, no, it’s not Rimworld or Cult of the Lamb
Edit 2: I wonder if anyone can guess the game
Edit 3 since it’s been about 12hrs and no one guessed, it’s The Sims.
uriel238, 
MossyFeathers, Nope, but that looks like fun. I’ll give you a hint: I’m playing the game in a way the devs didn’t intend for it to be played.
ICastFist, I’m thinking either Civilization 5 or 6
MossyFeathers, Nope, it’s the Sims.
Amro, 
@nifty Building a base on an uninhabited planet without a permit.
bloopernova, 
Strip mining a planet, refining raw materials, building factories, and researching new technology. All to build a rocket to get off said planet.
Donjuanme, The factory is growing to meet the demands of a growing factor(io)y
edinbruh, Stopping criminal acts by means of self-righteous extreme violence, and littering the streets of the city with the bodies of almost dead criminals
Donjuanme, Yes but which condescending billionaire super hero game?
edinbruh, The one where criminals get deported to an abandoned city. But I’m playing the whole series
brown567, Playing cards…? It was solitaire 😅
AlexWIWA, Gambling? In my barracks?
brown567, I don’t think one can gamble in a one-player game XD
AlexWIWA, Yeah it was a lame joke. I was really reaching to satisfy the original post.
saigot, Cheating at Poker
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