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anarchy79, 
You murder everyone who isn’t gay?
baseless_discourse, Sounds rad.
Hootz, Steamrollers don’t kill people, they just squeeze out the air, just pump them back up with a bicycle tire pump.
Also even if it did, good they deserve it for getting in the way of the steamroller.
/s
anarchy79, I KNEW there was a gay agenda!
AngryCommieKender, I thought the gay agenda was trying to be happy… 🤔
frezik, If it’s a legitimate murder, their body has a way of shutting the whole steamroller down.
Asafum, Hey what’s wrong with etc!?
:P
baseless_discourse, reject system configuration, embrace userspace. :3
737, reject root partition mounting, embrace whatever happens without an fstab. :3
baseless_discourse, reject file hierarch standard, embrace vibe-based file placement. Personally, my .bashrc is in /dev/.
frobeniusnorm,
Betch, 
:3
anton, Allowing images in webpages was a mistake.
The link is almost as long as the text. Let me transcribe it for you:
:O C===3
:OC===3
:O==3
:O=3
:3
baseless_discourse, Thank you for helping vision-impaired people… wait…
Thcdenton,
Etterra, Don’t forget to put the GOP out front there. They’re extra greasy, and will make an excellent sealant for the asphalt.
Wutchilli, :3
Rozauhtuno, 
:3
smb, maybe parts of it has an undenieable reason:
Allero, If only in part because women became workers too, allowing capitalists to strip more as family can live on two incomes.
But at the end of the day, the true enemy is not liberation - but the capital. Nothing stopped us from adopting a 4-hour work day or 3-day work week as women entered the workforce. Nothing but inherent laws of capitalism and desire to squeeze as much work as possible.
resetbypeer, So to me this looks like the steamroller has rainbow colors on it because it runs over ppl that project to be against something which turns out they are themselves ? Or am I thinking now too deeply here ?
Ultraviolet, It’s from a comic making fun of misuse of the word “literally”.
workerONE, The steamroller you are driving has lost its steering and is about to roll over a crowd of salesmen. Pump up the jam is playing on the radio and you are having a great time. You can turn the steamroller off to stop it before it runs over the salesmen but this will also turn off the radio. What do you do?
StopSpazzing, 
Easy, Turn up the volume.
dai, You mean pump up the jam?
Hootz, Turn up the music to muffle their screams.
Pump up the jam was my childhood song, I wore out many tapes.
Why is there a crowd though? And what do they sell? I just wanna know if I’ll feel bad a few years later when I think back on it.
BananaOnionJuice, 
The steam roller of inclusivity, accepting others and mutual respect.
derpgon, Steam roller of inclusivity does not choose, it crushes everything equally 🫶
Excrubulent, 
Fox News moral panic coverage any%
Granixo, 
Somebody had awful (and Christian) parents.
Ragdoll_X, 
meeeeeee :3
survivalmachine, But you repeat yourself.
shani66, Tautology!
SubArcticTundra, 
This will make for interesting primary source material in a 2075 history book
ImplyingImplications, I mean, seems like a textbook example of satire.
jaybone, They should have put the /s
LinkOpensChest_wav, 
The original comic was created to illustrated the absurdity of misusing^1^ the word “literally.” Then, conservatives captioned it and shared it unironically as an anti-LGBTQ+ meme. Then, a third group understandably found the conservatives’ version laughable, and it’s been mostly shared ironically ever since.
^1^I don’t necessarily agree with the post. It’s okay to use “literally” just for emphasis, in my opinion.
thesporkeffect, Not li’l Etc, he was two days from retirement
jaybone, “What did he do?”
“You know, additional stuff.”
Toes, :3
jballs, 
:O C===3
:OC===3
:O==3
:O=3
:3
jaybone, C===3 needs some kind of javascriot explanation.
KrokanteBamischijf, C===3 // likely to be false, depending on type of C
C==3 // likely to be true, depending on value of C
How you interpret this information is on you. Also please note that below statement is valid Javascript. That is all. UwU? “What’s this” :3
jballs, Did you just prove that short dicks evaluate as true?
KrokanteBamischijf, If someone has you wondering if they’re compensating for something, it’s probably true.
SteveXVII, :3
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