I cast Isekai. Spin the wheel (of the truck) to find out the Where and How of your interdimensional transfer! We’ve got everything from “dire need of a hero” to “God is a cunt, help us kill them”! We got portals, reincarnation, you name it!
Depends which school wrote the spell you’re casting. Some of them follow the “object” “location” order for transformation spells. My info is super legit, don’t look it up
Oh of course, I’m forgetting about the other spell formats. This spell is conjuring a cactus into their urethra. The spell I was thinking of turns the urethra itself into a cactus.
Probably why I failed the first time taking the wizard’s exam…
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