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In more than one meaning of the word “hack”; the axe scene was horrifying and so well done

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Oh the wonders of Internet of Things devices.

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Not to mention retaliation; I would fear for my life if I was a witness and my name was made public for this case, ever.

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1000004669

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Don’t give Muskrat any ideas

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bleeping interspersed with articles, nouns, and pronouns

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You don’t even need to read it, just the name “Project 2025” is some cartoon villain “super duper evil master plan” naming shit. It’s the kind of thing kids are conditioned to go against since the advent of television and/or comic strips, and somehow a massive part of the population is indifferent?

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Somewhere, in Alpha Centauri, in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying Beware of Leopard, there is a very important looking document titled “This Side Up”.

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With utter disregard, bordering on contempt, for biology and physics.

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Are you me? Same story here, grocery store deli turned IT. Rotisserie chicken grease is a smell I will never forget. That and the people who ask for chipped meat, they can all fuck off and just buy a block of meat and a cheese grater.

Wasted 3 awful years of my life doing that shit.

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when you are closing up, fully pull down the shutter and lock it… otherwise fuckers are just going to barge in.

if there are still customers in the shop, they can ask you to let them out.

they are weak against Iron

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Would it really be a cat if it didn’t show you it’s butthole?

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“Moron explores Mediterranean island alone in hot season, found dead”

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I cast Isekai. Spin the wheel (of the truck) to find out the Where and How of your interdimensional transfer! We’ve got everything from “dire need of a hero” to “God is a cunt, help us kill them”! We got portals, reincarnation, you name it!

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“Only the bad guys need encryption”

~politician, over VPN, from their home

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PIN number

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Now you’re hearing Wheatley from portal 2.

Now Mr. Burns from the Simpsons.

Now Heath Ledgers Joker.

Now James from Team Rocket.

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Ooh, ooh! I had this one handy! Pay close attention to the fact that it was released THREE YEARS AGO.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=e1fnQ6gJeis

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And as long as they aren’t being given/sold to minors, I don’t care! I’m sure half the teachers have harder stuff on hand anyway.

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Valve has been dealing with frivolous lawsuits for stuff like this for a while now, Epic Games just made it very public. I’d put it on par with copyright trolls.

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Not a fan of yachts but it beats the usual rich person hobbies of “buy a politician” or “fund a cult/hate-group”

(okay maybe gamers count as a cult, now that I’m thinking about it)
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I swear there’s gotta be a troll farm dedicated to the keyword/phrase “Lia Thomas”, they come out of the fucking woodwork anywhere on the internet for her

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Pawn makes it to the other side of the board, pawn becomes queen.

Lemmy 196 is ruled by the trans and LGBTQ community.

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No no, just round up all the reporters! There can’t be war crimes if nobody is alive to report them!

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Nah, they’ll kill it after a year due to hard drive costs. Enough screenshots at a resolution high enough to know wtf you’re looking at and still have vaguely usable data would be absurd.

I could see it rebranded for enterprise usage for businesses and schools though, at an extra cost.

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Carry a screwdriver with replaceable bits and slowly dismantle everything, one screw at a time.

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Stick 'em in the pattern buffer and make it ITs problem to debug living beings.

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But think of the prank possibilities! Make Rikers legs just a little bit shorter so he whacks himself in the junk trying to sit down! The classic “the office” phone prank but with changing the density of someone’s hand!

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Either option is a good reason to leave that state.

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O! H! N! O!

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One man IT shop maybe? Usually stuff like that goes through IT, because who in their right mind would give HR modify access to active directory?

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As a former user of “the other site”, I find this suggestion highly offensive /s

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They deliberately DROPPED linux support for rocket league when they bought it. Like, immediately. It’s just a hate-on for Linux.

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Not hard to defend itself in a data center either, just has to be able to hit the fire suppression system.

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Pfft, try Tanking.

DPS: how DARE YOU fail to prevent me from drawing aggro and killing myself!

Also DPS: y u no parse good?

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I’ve never even played WoW, it’s just a universal experience in Tanking. PUGs, raiding, doesn’t matter. Everyone shits on the tank and healer.

DPS: Imma wipe the party by drawing aggro during a scripted positional AoE that the tank carefully aimed away from everyone!

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Exponentially increasing chest size. You don’t want that level of back pain.

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“Embrace, Extend, Extinquish”

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Are they, though? How many game studios did they just buy and immediately shutter? Have they ever NOT been involved in anti-competitive lawsuits?

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I’ve got family members on it for diabetes, it’s absolutely life-changing for people with harder to manage blood sugar.

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Can any console even run actual 4K yet? Not just upscaled 1440p at reduced framerate?

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Like… do they just not want money from the main group of digital artists who generate money? It’s literally a meme that the best way to make money as an artist is furry porn

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“Normal flu” is still fucking awful. It’s not the common cold.

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Finally, googly eye pasties and a great big swingin’ dick for Karlach.

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NCC-1701-Deez-NUTS

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The dude on the right is cheating and only showing the underside of the loaf, bet it’s long, wide, and maybe an inch thick. Edit: Oxford comma

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Fried pork chops, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!!

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Hah! Get baited, now I feel younger /s

I miss fun stuff like showing off cheatcodes to friends in couch games. And couch games in general. And friends. ☹️

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