VeganCheesecake,
@VeganCheesecake@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I love how everyone is debating “Sells that information to companies”, but no one’s talking about “knows everything you do”.

Gigagoblin,
@Gigagoblin@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Neil “Scary Trousers” Gaiman

sarsaparilyptus,

???

Borger,

I’ve come back to this after sleeping to check; has anyone figured out what the hell this means?

sem,

I’ve also come back but 6 h later. Can confirm. No one knows what it means

Daxtron2,

There’s no evidence Santa isnt selling our data

ChaoticNeutralCzech,

Everyone knows Santa is in bed with corporations. Just look at how many cameos he makes in ads and shopping malls! I would be very surprised if he didn’t sell all his data.

Enkrod,
@Enkrod@feddit.de avatar

I heard he’s a Coca-Cola Plant

coriza,

There is a Brazilian Rock Band with a great song named “Santa Claus son of a bitch” (or maybe motherfucker) here is the Google translate (with light editing) of the first couple verses:


<span style="color:#323232;">Santa Claus motherfucker
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Reject the wretched
</span><span style="color:#323232;">I want to kill him!
</span><span style="color:#323232;">That capitalist pig
</span><span style="color:#323232;">
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Give gifts to the rich
</span><span style="color:#323232;">And spits on the poor
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Give gifts to the rich
</span><span style="color:#323232;">And spits on the poor
</span>
sem,

This post and the comments need to be studied by researchers to understand what is happening

belated_frog_pants,

Huh?

Jentu,

Santa’s the one buying all the personal information because he has to update the naughty list

5714,

With current AI hallucinations, you at least have a glimpse of what is happening. This hallucination is absolute bonkers though.

Theme,

Geil Naiman

Donjuanme,

I must be confused… Good omens Neil gaiman?

rmuk,

Yeah, but… Why did you capitalize ‘Good’ and ‘Neil’, but not ‘omens’ and ‘gaiman’?

deltapi,

Looks like mobile auto formatting to me. G after a period, N is from a name, g ends with a ? but no space afterwards, so it doesn’t auto capitalize.

rmuk,

Alright, Columbo, calm down.

Lemming421,
@Lemming421@lemmy.world avatar

Alright, Columbo, calm down.

Ok, legit sremoved from that, but I do approve of the way they showed their working.

Edit: do I have to write “snicker” like an American? Does some bot suffer from the Scunthorpe problem here?

YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH,

Honesty the funniest thing I’ve read on the lemmiverse. Holy shit. I don’t understand why it is so funny.

Taleya,

Dada

Viking_Hippie,

Mama

DaMonsterKnees,

Guys, I figured it out. Remember when, seemingly from out of nowhere, Russell brand was like, I TOTALLY NEVER DID NO SHIT LIKE…!

Maybe

maybe

jherazob,
@jherazob@beehaw.org avatar

Wait, what? Did i miss some scandal or something?

dwemthy,

Where do you think he gets his story ideas? You think Sandman is fiction?

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