Describe your gender using only US states
OldWoodFrame, I don’t want to tell my employer but I’m bi-coastal.
blahsay, Ohio in the streets, Florida in the sheets
HawlSera, I identify as being somewhere between Virginia and North Carolina, but ultimately I think I’m closer to the New York side of the spectrum than the Florida.
postmateDumbass, Abeviate Oregon for a sql injection!
kamen, Bobby tables, is that you?
postmateDumbass, I go by my middle name, DROP
topherclay, The B in Lgbt stands for “GROUP BY sexual;”
postmateDumbass, Epstein: Let’s Go Buy Teens!
p1mrx, NY, a science guy.
Daxtron2, Rhode island
Donjuanme, Despair
NoSpiritAnimal, 
This is how Buzzfeed aggregated data for their “What US State or Principality best describes your gender” quiz
iAvicenna, 
ah the art of copy paste coding
tux0r, ah the art of copy paste coding
Gestrid, ah the art of copy paste coding
Kedly, htittyps:wow.embarassingpornsite.com/weirdfuckinfetish
Kedly, WAIT FUCK IT PASTED THE WRONG THING
Gestrid, Then delete it.
tux0r, Too late! Everyone has seen it!
Kedly, Joke was too on the nose for you eh?
Gestrid, Guess so. It was a 50/50 chance, and I chose the wrong 50.
Kedly, Fair enough, I was hoping the fucked URL would be enough of a tip off, but the internet does make subtle jokes hard for multiple reasons
tux0r, Not only jokes.
Kedly, ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
iAvicenna, Brings back memories of the time when ICQ would display as your status whatever media player was playing. Let me tell you future programmers, NOT A GOOD IDEA.
Kedly, This is the reason I have never bought a hentai game on Steam
trashgirlfriend, Conversely, this is the reason I only buy hentai games on steam
anarchy79, 
It’s been 20 years and I still turn off all social media before, uh. Studying.
psmgx, hunter2
Birch, Sigh… zip
Octopus1348, 
htittyps ☠
Franzia, I’m trying to make it from New York to New Jersey. Traffic is slow, though. Yeah?
Hupf, So you’re Transit-ioning?
Franzia, Oooo thats awesome, yea!
Dehydrated, I’d perfer not to answer at that point
anarchy79, We’ll put you down as “undecided”.
BigBenis, I identify as Puerto Rico but society has yet to recognize that as a legitimate state
LifeInMultipleChoice, Not D.C.? You must have a fairly conservative gender identity
That said, I am in a pickle trying to figure out what a conservative non recognized identity would be like. Thanks for the mental exercise.
skulblaka, 
They only have one joke, every single one of them would input “attack helicopter”
ook_the_librarian, 
y? omg
Is that a gender? It’s almost a state.
CouncilOfFriends, My name is Ted Cruz, and my pronoun is kiss my ass. Or kiss Trump’s ass. Or just be an ass, depending on the day.
littletranspunk, PA IN
AngryCommieKender, There’s a town in PA named Indiana
bustrpoindextr, There’s also a town in PA called intercourse
littletranspunk, I think Indiana would reflect pain more and closer to my asexuality
Tikiporch, It’s not too far from California…Pennsylvania.
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