Sooooo milk first
blandfordforever, It only took seven words for me to dislike this woman.
NegativeLookBehind, 
No. You plug the kitchen sink and dump the milk into it. Cut the top off the jug, and pour cereal into the bottom half of the jug. Then, put the cap on the top half and scoop the sink-milk into the lower half. Do I have to figure out everything for you?
partial_accumen, If you’re going that far why all the extra steps?
- plug the sink
- pour the milk into the plugged sink
- pour the cereal into the sink with the milk in it
- stand over the sink and eat the cereal
- "doing the dishes" means pulling the plug on the sink and washing the spoon
thefartographer, Do I have to think of everything for y’all?
- plug the disposal
- use the disposal to make a cereal milkshake
- drink the whole sink with a straw
- eat the straw to keep it out of the landfill
- fingerblast your butthole the next morning when you need the straw again
Shou, Nevermind. I don’t like the internet anymore.
Shou, I love the internet.
altima_neo, 
Yeah, just like that jungle juice guy!
Poggervania, 
Smh my head, just do it the Canadian way and buy bags of milk
thefartographer, Instructions unclear, bag is now stuck over my head. I can feel my American healthcare bills getting cheaper though
match, 
??? just put the cereal in the top half
NegativeLookBehind, Well then the bottom half would have no purpose?? Jesus dude wake up
NarrativeBear, You just pour the milk into the box, come on.
NegativeLookBehind, Please tell me this is you doing this
poppy, This photo has been floating around for a few years.
NegativeLookBehind, Dammit
MentalEdge, 
That’s not a “touché” moment.
That’s a “Adding the cereal to the milk? I raised you better than that” moment.
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