Crack0n7uesday,

“I’ve been hit” lol.

bigkahuna1986,

I’ve been hit by, I’ve been struck by, a smooth … acorn

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Is this a fucking joke to you?

Acorns are the only thing standing between us and the criminal element.

SpaceCowboy,
@SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca avatar

It’s not the acorns that are the problem, dude. It’s the fucking squirrels. They’ve been stashing them away… waiting for the right time.

You think the acorn that hit the cop just fell from a tree? Don’t be naive! There a was a squirrel behind the grassy knoll that launched it at the cop.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Squirrels are the criminal element. I know because I have both squirrels and oak trees in my back yard. Thankfully, the acorns have a K-9 unit that keeps the squirrels in check.

noxy,
@noxy@yiffit.net avatar

the thin thick nut line

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar
nexguy,
@nexguy@lemmy.world avatar
pseudo,
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  • DragonTypeWyvern,

    People really out there raw dogging hyperlinks in 2024 smh

    Draedron,

    Maybe a TRAINED police officer would. Not whatever they have in the US.

    DragonTypeWyvern,

    We trained them poorly, on purpose, as a prank on all brown people. And socialists. And queers. And the unhoused. And drug enjoyers. And everyone that doesn’t do what the state says at all times.

    Linkerbaan,
    @Linkerbaan@lemmy.world avatar

    They are trained.

    By israel

    noxy,
    @noxy@yiffit.net avatar

    Your cops are all bastards as well. Every single one of them. Sure our cops are more obnoxious but yours are just as evil.

    uis,

    Alicorn

    ObviouslyNotBanana,
    @ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

    Obamer

    bi_tux,
    @bi_tux@lemmy.world avatar

    accorns are brown… I’m sure it had a gun

    unreasonabro,

    oof ouch owie

    RHSJack,

    Fine. Take my arrow. My last one for the day by the way. But you earned it. Bravo.

    Neon,

    Roses are red, Acorns are brown

    I have no idea how to finish this rhyme and its making me look like a clown.

    DarkDarkHouse,
    @DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

    Roses are red, acorns are brown, HANDS ON YOUR HEAD!! GET ON THE GROUND!! NOW!!

    DoucheBagMcSwag,

    Pig vs one nutty boi

    vsis,
    @vsis@feddit.cl avatar
    • man hears a noise.
    • he’s hit (only in his imagination).
    • rolls like movie characters.
    • shoots to his own car.
    • handcuffed victim ends unhurt.

    Yes. Trained.

    unreasonabro,

    sounds like they’re trained to lie that they’ve been shot as an excuse to fire indiscriminately, actually…

    Crikeste,

    Trained to murder innocent people, apparently. He’s lucky he didn’t. Not like he’d face consequences if he did anyways.

    vsis,
    @vsis@feddit.cl avatar

    LOL I saw the video again. Both cops shoot to nothing lol. They are not even aiming.

    Fortunately for the victim, they suck at trying to shoot a still target. Why gringos allow that kind of people to be police is beyond me.

    The only thing that can justify the woman police, is that she only sees her mate rolling like madman and shooting to the car. It’s fair to assume that there’s a threat, if her mate is mentally stable and trained. Which apparently is no a true premise.

    noxy,
    @noxy@yiffit.net avatar

    Yes. Trained.

    The type of pathetic response by this cop is a direct result of their “everything is a threat and you need to shoot first in all circumstances”.

    Literally how they are trained.

    fne8w2ah,

    Acorn shopping is much better than cop shopping.

    Son_of_dad,

    “I’m hit!”

    Rekonok,
    @Rekonok@sh.itjust.works avatar

    He probably hit the sidewalk too hard

    A chance he did not hurt anyone but himself

    OpenStars,
    @OpenStars@startrek.website avatar

    A corn.

    FlyingSquid,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    Racist.

    OpenStars,
    @OpenStars@startrek.website avatar

    [kernel panic]

    I don’t get it - b/c it’s yellow?

    FlyingSquid,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    Racist against acorns. Calling them corn. Racist.

    vsis,
    @vsis@feddit.cl avatar

    cornist

    OpenStars,
    @OpenStars@startrek.website avatar
    OpenStars,
    @OpenStars@startrek.website avatar

    No way - that’s not why I am racist (unlike this that is hella racist-er-est).

    But okay, just solely for you, b/c the thought of your Eldritchian username coming after me haunts my dreams I wanted to be nice, here is an updated version:

    It’s a…

    FlyingSquid,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    Oh sure, double down on your racist epithets. Haven’t acorns suffered enough from your kind?

    OpenStars,
    @OpenStars@startrek.website avatar
    r_se_random,

    Some context regarding this meme. The police officer is a war veteran, who probably has massive PTSD and reacted accordingly.

    Now why the hell would the police service hire a guy who is clearly unfit for service is a major American moment.

    CooperRedArmyDog,

    And my question is, why should I give respect to someone who is violating rights of individuals domesticly as a police officer, and has likley committed war crimes and rights violations abrod, or atleast aided and abeded said war crimes. I only see this as more meme worthy. I understand PTSD is no joke, but at some point, the position of power and betrayal of your class removes the sympathy I would otherwise have for you

    r_se_random,

    Sorry if my message didn’t convey this.

    I didn’t ask for sympathy for anyone on this. It’s more towards the process is absolutely fucking broken. It was obvious that something like that can happen to any person with more than 2 brain cells. And yet, the decisions we were made to put a person in a situation where he was bound to fail.

    hibsen,

    Do you have any evidence of the “war veteran” part of this, or literally anything to indicate that he has PTSD besides your own assertion that he “probably” has it? The only thing I can find is that he was in Afghanistan but never saw any combat. Are there things in Afghanistan that could cause PTSD? Sure. Is there any evidence that he has PTSD? Not that I’ve seen.

    You know who probably does have massive PTSD? The cuffed guy in the back that was almost executed by two cops because one of them was so effing stupid that he thought he’d been shot by an acorn. He did not “react accordingly.” He reacted like a trigger-happy moron. The only useful part of this is that he’s resigned.

    Neon,

    The talibans Asymetrical warfare and the resulting Paranoya itself can give PTSD

    If you spend years always expecting an ambush, always being told to expect an ambush, you will see an ambush everywhere. Even if you never were actually ambushed.

    Not that i’m defending him, but asymetrical warfare can and will fuck you up.

    hibsen,

    The Taliban’s methods of warfare, in and of themselves, don’t even meet criterion A for a PTSD diagnosis. The man wouldn’t necessarily have to be in combat to meet that, but it’s a lot more likely if he did (which, by all evidence I’ve seen, he didn’t).

    Being paranoid is not PTSD.

    HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
    @HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

    Which diagnostic standard are you using? None of the ones I have use letters.

    hibsen,
    HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
    @HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

    I tend to diagnose with better tests than a physician’s desk reference, but you do you.

    hibsen,

    Apparently whatever you’re using doesn’t have letters in it, so I assume it also doesn’t have words, since those tend to be made of letters. I’m fine with this. You can do whatever the voices and crystals are telling you.

    HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
    @HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

    Your stunning grasp of language shows why you’re only using (and misunderstanding) the dsm.

    LemmysMum,

    Prove it.

    GooseFinger,

    Paranoya.

    SatansMaggotyCumFart,

    The American’s asymmetrical warfare and the resulting paranoia itself can give you PTSD.

    If you spend years always expecting a drone bombing your wedding, always being told to expect a drone bombing your wedding, you will see a drone bombing your wedding everywhere.

    Even if your wedding never were actually drone bombed.

    Not that i’m defending him but asymmetrical warfare can and will fuck you up.

    Empricorn,

    PTSD is not their fault, but it is their responsibility to deal with and they should not be employed in a position where that condition could engager the general public. Like it did. If I’m allergic to peanuts, I shouldn’t be hired in a place that processes them. And even in that example, I’m only putting myself at risk.

    HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
    @HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

    Speculation, but having seen similarly hypervigilent and jumpy people get hired locally, they were hired for office duty, promote to field work and that’s where they fucked up. But it’s just three dudes I’ve seen that happen to, I wouldn’t draw industry wide conclusions from that.

    THE_MASTERMIND,

    A trained police officer

    A pig with a gun

    FTFY

    HerbalGamer,
    @HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works avatar

    They’re the same picture

    CooperRedArmyDog,

    Hey, lets be fair to the pigs… they would cause less deaths, and be far less scared of the acorn…

    As I am typing this I think we should replace all Cops in the US with Pigs that have badges and Guns

    gravitas_deficiency,

    “Trained” lmao

    YaksDC,

    Came here to say this. ☺

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