TheBest,

you guys… don’t hate nd but I have a bidet, and i don’t actually like it that much. Its warm and has adjustable pressure all that jazz but… Idk. Isnt clicking for me.

Obi,
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Perfect timing! Thanks!

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

I gotta save this for the next time someone in the family gets constipated.

sharkfucker420,
@sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml avatar

Will be pooping soon thank you

MrMobius,

Where I’m from we’ve got the “ccc” rule. Coffee, cig, caca (poop). The holy trinity.

Gork,

Quality shitpost

hperrin,

Quality shit post*

HipsterTenZero,
@HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone avatar

Good luck, bean fiends. Don’t fall in!

TropicalDingdong,

2 cups black coffee, 5 dried figs, and a couple pieces of dark chocolate.

originalucifer,
@originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com avatar

im down to a single pot a day. i cant remember the last time coffee made me poop. prolly decades.

spicytuna62,
@spicytuna62@lemmy.world avatar

I drink mine pretty weak. I use a light roast and a 30:1 ratio. So for 750 mL of water, I use 25 g of coffee beans. It’s nice because it’s not an overwhelming coffee flavor, I get to enjoy a second cup of the hot stuff, and it’s not quite so hard of a caffeine hit. Strong coffee makes me jittery and nervous. Don’t know how people do it.

I’ve been drinking coffee daily for about the last ten years and it always makes me poop. So did my ADHD meds when I was on those. It would make me late to class sometimes during my university years. Fun times!

nonfuinoncuro,

FYI light roasts tend to have more caffeine than darker roasts but sounds like you’ve figured out what you like already

bobs_monkey,

I was at a pot in the morning and something started going bananas in my stomach, so I’ve had to switch to tea. I do miss coffee.

altima_neo,
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

Im not even a coffee drinker, but whenever I have some, It never gives me the urge to poop.

Horrible heartburn, though…

mynamesnotrick,

I did thanks ! 💕

Fuckfuckmyfuckingass,
@Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world avatar

Literally pooping right now. ♥️

Betch,
@Betch@lemmy.world avatar

Yo me too!!! 🥰

ininewcrow,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

Three here doing a number two

bobs_monkey,

Four

expatriado,

four little ones? must be constipated

bobs_monkey,

Twas a battle indeed

ininewcrow,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

Appropriate username … must have been a really strong espresso you had there

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