Sorgan71,

eating is like this

explodicle,

When I put away the phone for a meal I feel like a fancy Frenchman

JizzmasterD,

Smoking is up there. Just close your eyes, atomize the world in front of you, and draw it in through the small, paper tube. Open your eyes and exhale a bit of yourself back into the world.

Assman,
@Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

You leave a bit of yourself in the world, the world leaves a bit of carcinogens in you ❤️

dutchkimble,

Yin Yang

JizzmasterD,

Lol, I hear you. “All things in moderation” and it can be eating grilled food, walking down streets with cars or enjoying a campfire.

lowleveldata,

Yes. And deep breathing is that without the paper tube.

FreshLight,

The OP thought of this meme while puking

ApatheticCactus,

Maybe this is what Apple is trying to solve with spatial computing.

Melkath,

When the ar app drops where high score is highest volume in shortest time...

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Phones have definitely not gotten rid of mind shattering, other-worldly dumps that take all your concentration and make you take your shirt off after eating a big, greasy and/or spicy meal.

lemmyman,

Hey man are you OK?

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

I will be once I get off the toilet.

Khrux,

Two hours on it and still going strong.

BarrelAgedBoredom,

Can confirm. I’ve been stopped up the last couple days and gave birth to a football this morning. No time for phones, just visceral panic and pleading to the almighty

BonesOfTheMoon,

Glycerin suppositories are the best relief for that.

AlligatorBlizzard,

And eating enough fiber to prevent it. Or metamucil, I guess.

BonesOfTheMoon,

I’m on a medication that makes things move slowly despite fiber and water. Sometimes I just need help.

Rodeo,

Gulping a big spoonful of olive oil does it for me. That’s if I haven’t had enough fibre. The oil lubricates things.

It’s gross, but not as gross as pushing something up your shit-clogged rectum.

BonesOfTheMoon,

I don’t enjoy it, but unfortunately I’m on a medication that makes it necessary sometimes, and I do the olive oil trick too. Sometimes you just have to get it out from below.

Swedneck,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

my brother in christ eat more fibre, just get some psyllium husk if that’s what it takes

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

I experience this more from diarrhea stomach cramps, not constipation. Or just the capsaicin from super spicy food burning my asshole on the way out.

CptEnder,

God I do love that burn afterwards. Feels like defeating an IRL boss

KammicRelief,

Read this while wiping.

strawberry,

read this while shitting

InEnduringGrowStrong,
@InEnduringGrowStrong@sh.itjust.works avatar

New in-bowl ad-screen market.

NegativeInf,

They already have a smart toilet to chemically analyze your piss. I’m feeling an inefficiency in the market.

FireRetardant,
brbposting,

Any more with these actors?

MrNesser,

They’re not wrong.

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