bfg9k, literally me
Fuckfuckmyfuckingass, This makes me think of a friend’s child years ago, who was going around asking all the adults, “how tall are you for your height?”
Which was met with confusion, and the child asking more and more emphatically. I think what the kid was trying to get at was, “are you tall for your age?”.
lugal, I am old for my age for sure
Gradually_Adjusting, This meme got vibe checked by anhedonia
Kolanaki, How the hell did you know? Are you buying my data from Google?
Bunnylux, ‘at least once’ I see you’re including the evangelicals
frankgrimeszz, I don’t enjoy my interests. :(
Korne127, I’m sorry for that :(
SpaceNoodle, I wasn’t born tho
anarchrist, C section counts. No stupid Macbeth rules.
tygerprints, You're only as tall as your total height, you know. Enjoy your own favorites and don't waste much time not enjoying your non-favorites.
lolola, Oh yeah then explain why sometimes I don’t enjoy my favorite foods or interests
ObviouslyNotBanana, Represents me perfectly, thanks OP
bruhduh, Harold smile lookin bro
jonc211, It bothers me that the height chart suggests there are 10 inches in a foot
Maven, Oh god I didn’t even notice that
bisby, I was at a track meet once and the lady running high jump was doing a horrible job. She was finally figuring out what she was doing and said : OK, we got this. Next height will be 5’12"
Liz, This lady is one of the many reasons we need metric.
lancecobra, What about the fact that 4 feet is ankle height yet his entire torso is only 1 foot tall?
TalesFromTheKitchen, I just had to look it up, you guys really don’t have it easy with your measurements. Miles, Yard, foot, inch and nothing matches up.
Liz, And yet every time we suggest switching to metric the very vocal minority claims it’s all actually very easy and switching wouldn’t be worth the hassle anyway. We’d actually save money if we switched to metric, by reducing the number of errors caused by bad measurements, but whatever, kermudgeons gonna kermudgeon.
theneverfox, So it’s all super weird, but not as hard as it sounds. How often do you need to convert between feet and miles anyways? We don’t really use yards for anything, converting between inches and feet is the length conversion that’s obnoxious
It’s very human though, they apparently picked a giant when they standardized it… It still roughly works
An inch is the last joint on your thumb, a foot is your foot length, a yard is a stride (one step with each foot), a mile is 1k strides.
It takes 20 minutes to walk a mile at a normal pace, a healthy person can consistently travel about 20 miles in a day. 10k steps is 5 miles, the somewhat arbitrary goal we picked for pedometers.
It’s weird, but it feels very natural when talking about the physical world around you. It’s a great measure of distance, but it’s not a good measure of length
dylanTheDeveloper, How tall are you in Olympic swimming pools?
MyNamesNotRobert, Shrinkflation came for the imperial system, I’m afraid. 10 inches is the new metric foot.
NegativeLookBehind, How did you know?
Cinnamon3431, relatable meme
empireOfLove2, This couldn’t be me, I have been born -1 times
FiniteBanjo, As a magnitude, that is equivalent.
empireOfLove2, This begs the question. Is the number of times you have been born a signed or unsigned integer?
Hell, why are we even assuming it’s an integer. What’s to say you weren’t born 0.331517718 times?
FiniteBanjo, That’s generally referred to as shoulder dystocia.
summerof69, Are you a QA engineer?
dylanTheDeveloper, Im sorry but -1 is null depending on type so technically you don’t exist right now
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