BluJay320,
@BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Wait where’s the hot air balloon

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Desert Bus was better.

MyNamesNotRobert,

I loved that game as a kid. Sadly, I didn’t have the edition where the horse was even further away though.

awwwyissss,

Too close!! I’m not ready for this level of intimacy.

Bigoldmustard,

I really liked this one. The Wii sequel “Horse Beyond Earth’s Curvature” was just a cash in though.

nexguy,
@nexguy@lemmy.world avatar

Tip-toe feature to see horse over horizon was a sick Easter egg

Bigoldmustard,

Wtf I played for hours and never knew that!

stoy,

Oh, come on, do some BASIC research!

The GameCube was released in 2001, not in the 90s!

Other than that, quite amusing.

Stamets,
@Stamets@lemmy.world avatar

This is the shitpost community. The title is part of the post. I gave the wrong year on purpose to go along with the idiocy of the “game”.

stoy,

I get that, and I took a gamlbe on my comment, seems to have been well recieved.

Stamets,
@Stamets@lemmy.world avatar

Ah fair enough. Sorry, moving across the country tomorrow so my brain is fuckin fried

stoy,

Thats fair, hope everything goes well with your move!

HowManyNimons,

<span style="color:#323232;">10 PRINT "BUT I ALREADY KNOW BASIC!"
</span><span style="color:#323232;">20 GOTO 10
</span>
samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

HELLO WORLD!

ArmoredThirteen,

The game was really ahead of its time

Imgonnatrythis,

Never understood why this was rated teen. My parents wouldn’t let me play it because of that. I wore a far away horse t-shirt to school and pretended I knew what the hell was going on with this game but never actually played it. Should probably download an emu and give it a shot.

BruceTwarzen,

I had a guy in my school who would always brag about shit he did in video games but obviously no one ever saw, and there was no internet to actually proof it. One day he said he found a saddle in far away horse and we sussed out that he didn't even have a gamecube. Absolute loser

d00ery,
Even_Adder,

I had the demo disc with the trailer for this. I played it to help get to sleep.

ImplyingImplications,

Technology really is amazing. It’s getting to the point where fantasy and reality are indistinguishable.

GladiusB,
@GladiusB@lemmy.world avatar

Go try goat simulator. That will distinguish it real quick.

Viking_Hippie,

You mean your normal everyday life ISN’T almost identical to Goat Simulator? How weird!

altima_neo,
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

A technical marvel! You couldn’t do this kind of game on N64.

NinePeedles,

And this is on a GameCube. Imagine how far away it could be today.

gregorum,

It would just be a tiny triangle.

altima_neo,
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

If it were visible through the fog, that is

everett,

There would be too much fog.

ivanafterall,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

Best example of misleading packaging, maybe. Pop in the disc and the horse is right fucking there.

OhStopYellingAtMe,
@OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world avatar

Your render distance was set too low.

ignotum, (edited )

Og the render distance was too low he wouldn’t have seen the horse

It’s very far away after all

danc4498,

He only gets far away in the morning when it’s foggy outside.

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