It’s physically impossible, try it
SatansMaggotyCumFart, Jesus Christ why are you posting Pissposts in a Shitpost community.
umbrella, 
ugh this app is becoming unusable
SatansMaggotyCumFart, I used to comment here to get some of that sweet linux femboy bussy.
I still do, but I used to as well.
SaltyIceteaMaker, 
Thank you for your input uhh 🧐 SatansMagottyCumFart
umbrella, thats a noble goal, carry on noble gentlesir
Arthur_Leywin, So leave
nifty, 
Why are you posting
SatansMaggotyCumFart, Why?
nifty,
SatansMaggotyCumFart, You don’t have a nude version of that by chance do you?
It’s not for a friend, it’s for me.
nifty, Sorry to disappoint but I am sure a gen AI model can help with that!
SatansMaggotyCumFart, I’m attracted to Zoidberg not AI models.
umbrella, (edited ) some of them are uncensored
Thteven, 
It’s nearly impossible to shit your pants. Don’t believe me? Try it for yourself!
SaltyIceteaMaker, I just shit my pants with ease. You sound real dumb right now.
Quadhammer, I tried to shit my pants but couldn’t. Guess I’m a big fat dumbass
ReginaPhalange, Jesus Christ you are posting Shitpost in a Shitpost community, well done!
s_s, Who shit my pants?
DigitalDruid, deleted_by_author
GBU_28, Should have shidded up those handout pants. Double down
TeddE, 
Ah, yes. Get ‘em in the pants with the ol’ one, two combo.
Quadhammer, I’d suggest a 3rd pair of pants but damn after 2 send that kid home
Sharkwellington, “This kid has the right idea, he wore the brown pants today.”
nifty, Yeah, the peripheral nervous system stops you from peeing when you’re rubbing up against clothing. An easy experiment is to put on pants, stand with your legs apart, and relax your urethra and pee. You still won’t pee because of the PNS signal from your crotch to your brain!
MyNamesNotRobert, That’s bullshit I just pissed my pants and it went everywhere. It wasnt even hard to do. I’m sitting in a pool of my own piss so you sound really dumb right now.
FlyingSquid, 
An easy experiment? Maybe.
One worth attempting? Probably not.
ArmoredThirteen, As someone who knows someone definitely not me with a relevant fetish, can confirm. Sometimes it takes a surprising amount of willpower even after drinking an unhealthy amount of water an hour previous. Or so I’ve heard at any rate…
NegativeLookBehind, 
Instructions unclear, I have shit myself.
joyjoy, Gonna cry? Piss your pants maybe? Maybe shit and cum?
TropicalDingdong, pid and chit.
FlyingSquid, You have to try to shit yourself?
NegativeLookBehind, You think you’re better than me because you shit yourself without thinking about it? I will out-shit you any day of the week, bud.
I challenge you to a shit-off.
FlyingSquid, You lose.
Izzgo, classic trolling
MentalEdge, 
I like how the second guy has more upvotes.
Empricorn, That would only happen on Reddit, right!? Wait…
Korne127, 
He’s right, why wouldn’t he
BackOnMyBS, 
Because the first person tricked the second person into peeing their pantsss lmaooo 🤣🤣🤣
blind3rdeye, or did they?
PhreakyByNature, Redditors amirite?!
PatFussy, M’reddit tips sombrero
ICastFist, 
M’lemming tips tricorne
PatFussy, I prefer lemmitard thanks
go_go_gadget, Worse than those damn 9gaggers
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