driving_crooner,
@driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br avatar

My wife is a pastry chef and her iPhone holes are full of flour. Is disgusting.

Thcdenton,

The fuck is this about

Hobbes_Dent,

I have no idea except in my head I’ve decided it’s about Eurovision.

cholesterol,

It’s about making you click

stinerman,
@stinerman@midwest.social avatar

It seems like alternatively you could cross the border to some other country and not have to do this anymore. Slovakia gets all the breaks.

loudWaterEnjoyer,
@loudWaterEnjoyer@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

What real life event is this referencing?

RizzRustbolt,

Aubergine Sunday.

dab,
@dab@lemmy.world avatar

It’s now Saturday. What happened to those who forgot to do this?!?

jol,

They died…

Corkyskog,

Oh jeez.

pressanykeynow,

Could have been worse

Nioxic,

to shreds you say…

Cover_czar,
@Cover_czar@lemmy.ml avatar

What’s happening on Saturday

realitista,
@realitista@lemmy.world avatar

That’s when they send the mind control sound. If you don’t destroy all the speakers by then, you will be under their control.

jballs,
@jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar
subspaceinterferents,
@subspaceinterferents@lemmy.world avatar

Stab stab stabby stab stability stab.

kernelle,

Friendly reminder to not use pokey thing into those grills, use a mounting putty, stick it on there and be satisfied when you pull it off. Same thing if you have wireless earbuds where one ear is a different volume.

jaybone,

I thought I was just going deaf.

kernelle,

Both can be true!

jaybone,

You seem like a glass-half-full kind of person.

kernelle,

Pretty accurate, but I would say a realistic nerd with an audiologist sister-in-law

JoShmoe,

How do I solve a territorial dispute over who owns the one thunderbolt charger when there used to be two?

kernelle,

Are you in the US? Then either guns or lawsuit

ChaoticNeutralCzech,

Ár jů e VíPíeN jůzr ór uan of d hendfl of Čeks eraund hýr?

IndiBrony,
@IndiBrony@lemmy.world avatar

I’m amazed at just how easily I read that. Good work!

realitista,
@realitista@lemmy.world avatar

Já jsem cizinec.

ChaoticNeutralCzech,

Sou e forýn nešnelity bat in d Ček Rypablik? Ezen expet óron vekejšn? Ór džast jůzink e Ček proxy sérvis lájke VíPíeN?

realitista,
@realitista@lemmy.world avatar

Americký expat

ChaoticNeutralCzech,

Yeah, I know three such people, all various academics in Prague. There are barely any cities further east that are so welcoming to people like you. Other than the school shooting last Christmas, we don’t really have much against American culture taking roots.

realitista, (edited )
@realitista@lemmy.world avatar

I’ve worked in pretty much every CEE country and usually many cities in each of them the last 24 years and really can’t say I ever felt unwelcome, even in places you’d think might be less welcoming like smaller cities in Russia. There are certainly places that are easier to get around but I really can’t say I’ve ever felt truly unsafe or unwelcome even when making questionable decisions. Of course shitty individuals exist anywhere, but I can’t say I’ve run into more here than I have in the states.

ChaoticNeutralCzech,

even when making questionable decisions

Well, unfortunately Prague is also quite full of scammers that will take advantage of your situation. I’m sure you’ve been told to be careful when exchanging money and riding taxis.

realitista,
@realitista@lemmy.world avatar

I’ve lived here for 24 years, I’m not a tourist ;-)

KSPAtlas,
@KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz avatar

English written in the czech orthography is cursed and i hate it

ChaoticNeutralCzech,

Dérizen intájr sabredyt dedykejtyd tu Ingliš rytn in véryjus kérsd órtogrefís: ár-sleš-JuropijanSpeling. Nou Lemy eltérnetyf karntly exisc esfárezáj nou.

KSPAtlas,
@KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz avatar

I understand using alternative orthographies (hell, i was into Shavian for a while) but this one feels weird

ChaoticNeutralCzech,

Ic vanhándryd prsent ledžit, jůken veryfáj it uis e text-tu-spíč endžin. Uoc rong uisit? Ic very klouz tu Letyn, uič is uér dý alfabet kamz from, end eds ekjůts end ryngs (´°) fór longr vauls, end kerons (ˇ) fór softr konzonenc not evejlebl in d bejsik alfabet. Dí órtogrefy is ólmoust fuly fonetik sou ic ízi tu rýd rytn Ček. Ic uej hárdr dý adr uej bikozov houmounymik pérs lájk i/y, mě/mně, bě/bje etsetera, not tu menšn d horendusli dyfiklt gremr.

Ajem tejkin sam librty uis spejsis bikoz sam uorc blend tugedr in spoukn Ingliš enyuej. Ajkud kýp dabljůz bat dej árnt jůzd in nejtyv uórdz sou áj ryplejs dem uit jůz.

zakobjoa,
@zakobjoa@lemmy.world avatar

Stab your speaker.

some_guy,

Just hit it with a hammer.

icerunner_origin,

Vampire iPhone, stake through the CPU

comrade19,

Has anyone clicked these to see what we must do?

realitista,
@realitista@lemmy.world avatar

Instructions seem quite clear- pierce your speaker with a toothpick.

RizzRustbolt,

Instructions unclear: I have ruptured my eardrum with 1840s style compass

Ross_audio,

Once out of curiosity.

It’s usually an ad ridden article with AI vomit to make it really long that eventually tells you there’s a point update in iOS.

match,
@match@pawb.social avatar

Oh, is Biden injecting 5G into Czechs, too?

jaykay,
@jaykay@lemmy.zip avatar

Through speakers apparently. Some sound beams. Wait… can speakers produce 5G frequency? O.o

steersman2484,

Most of them don’t go over 20kHz as this is the max a human can hear. The lowest 5G frequenzy is 450MHz, therefore no, even if you would use sound as a medium.

jaykay,
@jaykay@lemmy.zip avatar

I was being sarcastic but I learned something so thanks :)

SirSamuel,

Nah, just cash. That’s why the bills are so cartoony now

Asidonhopo,

Apprexiate the reminder but I remembered to do this yesterday, thank god!

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