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Viking_Hippie, More like a cocktail wiener that curves sharply. To the right, of course.
dumbass, ![]()
Mine goes to the left.
Viking_Hippie, Same
dumbass, ![]()
Swedneck, ![]()
mine goes in a spiral
quack
bobs_monkey, It’s a cylinder
MelastSB, The cylinder must not be harmed
manucode, ![]()
A small cylinder (5.1in length, ~4.5in girth)
Track_Shovel, A soup can?
manucode, ![]()
I don’t think you can stick a soup can into a Mini M&M’s tube.
Track_Shovel, What’s the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can’t jelly your dick into a mini M&Ms tube
TheRedSpade, Maybe mini M&Ms tubes are bigger than I remember (it’s been years since I’ve seen one), but I’m pretty sure you couldn’t jam a dick into one of them either. Not without injury, anyway.
Daft_ish, Speak for yourself
Veneroso, You wouldn’t want to have a drink with any of them!
Timecircleline, It’s not a small cylinder, it’s an average cylinder.
myusernameis, Like a penguin?
Track_Shovel,
dejected_warp_core,
DragonTypeWyvern, This image has levels and I am for it.
Rot in hell, Rothbard.
Track_Shovel, Woof. Yeah, I googled the guy and what a massive wheel of capitalistic dick brie.
I’m not American or up on social sciences/economic thinking, so I wasn’t aware of the hot trash he produced
MIDItheKID,
FooBarrington, I hear they make a special hotdog vacuum for that
fuckingkangaroos, What a wonderful color blue that link is
FooBarrington, Hey, some people really need hot dog vacuums. Don’t let your life be ruined because you need one and don’t have one!
Amanduh, I think you should leave
brlemworld, Coat hangar
LemmyKnowsBest, A big garage for storing airplanes, except it’s for coats?
Big_Boss_77, Some people got a lot of coats…
manucode, ![]()
Viking_Hippie,
manucode, ![]()
Instructions unclear, recited the entirety of “Penis injuries from masturbation with vacuum cleaners” to a loved one.
Viking_Hippie, Flawless victory!
nodiet, That sounds like unnecessary effort when there is a perfectly serviceable audiobook version to listen to!
fuckingkangaroos, A temporary improvement in the quality of his posts
Track_Shovel, I live under a rock; there are a bunch of isopods under here with me. I had to google who he was, but yeah, dude is a turd souffle
TexMexBazooka, “Turd soufflé”
And if you look to your right you will see an example of true modern art
Feathercrown, It’s a cylinder
chemical_cutthroat, ![]()
Track_Shovel, That went right to the group chat
VOwOxel, “It’s a cylinder”
ekZepp, ![]()
Someone’s “hotdog” is in trouble.
Sabre363, Must be a tiny vacuum
tourist, ![]()
plastic drinking straw tube
ConfusedPossum, Use a fork
Emptiness, ![]()
Wait, what are you doing step vacuum?
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