sherlockholmez,

Turn your display off. You’ll see it.

lath, (edited )

Find the polar star, then go south.

PeriodicallyPedantic,

It’s was inside all of us all along

But mostly inside your mom

dumbass,
@dumbass@leminal.space avatar

It’s right there! The fucks wrong with you?!

GladiusB,
@GladiusB@lemmy.world avatar

I’m guessing this is a Trump trial reference?

Sam_Bass,

Did you check the backdoor?

Gacrux, (edited )
@Gacrux@lemm.ee avatar

i’ll try asking around in a 200 light year radius

edit: i found it, its over at this link

Threadsdeadbaby,

I see a pearl necklace

kratoz29,
Assman,
@Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

My dumbass moving my phone all around to try to see some tiddies in the picture

some_guy,

I can’t believe I’ve never thought to ask this important question.

covert_czar,
@covert_czar@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

c/starporn

PenisWenisGenius,

c/porn

ryan213,
@ryan213@lemmy.ca avatar

The Black one there. I call her Tori.

ThrowawaySobriquet,

We call it the Sun. Orbited by the highest concentration of perverts in the whole galaxy

TxzK,

Yeah, because people in other systems don’t kinkshame

ThrowawaySobriquet,

People in other systems:

(obviously NSFW)

capt_wolf,
@capt_wolf@lemmy.world avatar

I expected Ufoporno

ThrowawaySobriquet,

Lol, I’m gonna make that my ringtone for a while

capt_wolf,
@capt_wolf@lemmy.world avatar

I love it! Tried to find you an audio file or even a copy of the music playing in the background. I’m at work though and searching UFOPorno on the company network is a little frowned upon…

PhlubbaDubba,

Before anyone gets any ideas, here’s an excerpt that pretty summarily describes what happens if you wind up in their company

“You pray that you die. You don’t.”

unreachable,
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