The longer you look, the worse it gets
creditCrazy, 
Jesus Chrysler that’s a crazy Christ
thefrankring, 
So many green flags.
RizzRustbolt, Nothing wrong with a healthy libido.
mobilehugh, 
Not that i was gonna track them down, but blurring the license plate seems ironic in this case.
MacNCheezus, 
It’s a lot easier to track someone down by their license plate than their bumper stickers.
Duamerthrax, (edited ) It’s also a lot easier to falsely report the car for a crime with the plate number. Far too many people are bored online and I would be terrified of a couple thousand seeing my truck and plate numbers.
GroundedGator, Sadly I can say this is not the first time I’ve seen the bang local milfs decal, and that does not appear to be a Florida plate.
FlaminGoku, It’s not that sad. I feel like that’s a pretty general consensus.
I am pro banging local milves
thewitchslayer, I can almost guarantee it is a standard Michigan plate. The tag should expire this year
FlyingSquid, 
He better keep a lot of changes of underwear in his car.
Iheartcheese, 
Underwear only slows down the fisting
GratefullyGodless, 
Or he’s wearing one REALLY crusty pair of underwear.
Macaroni_ninja, 
Its like NFS Underground, except the car is shit, the decals are shit and probably the driver is a piece of shit.
PlantDadManGuy, How dare you besmirch the good name of NSFU2 by comparing it to this rolling shit heap full of probable cause!
riodoro1, I love it. I’d definitely honk.
Godric, Sorry, you said “worse” whem you meant “better”. Obvious bot account!
bruhduh, 
wordington driver
Diplomjodler3, I believe exactly one of those statements.
Lightor, On a Chrysler 300, his grandma know he did this to her car?
DrDominate, 
That is the grandma
match, 
Dom Granny “The Armwarmer” Juggalo
HubertManne, that car is your granmas
postmateDumbass, They would have gone for the Ford Five Hundred but they ran out of lube.
Noite_Etion, 
This just screams to cops, pull me over!
We had reason to believe you are on meth, so we are going to perform a search of your vehicle and perform like 8 drug tests on you.
MacNCheezus, A good way to waste their time if you can manage to stay clean
GBU_28, If you.put.this shit on your car, chances are you don’t manage.
niktemadur, Also a waste of your own time. Double edged sword. Unless you like sitting and waiting under flickering fluorescent lighting for your cavity search.
prettybunnys, ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
PP_BOY_, 
Hey OP, if you’re gonna take a pic of my ride, it’s common courtesy to censor the license plate.
WeirdGoesPro, 
While I agree that censoring the plate is courteous, I don’t think that is how this car in particular is most likely to be identified. /s
PP_BOY_, It’s the bumper, isn’t it? I’ve been meaning to get it repainted but times are tough, y’know?
NegativeLookBehind, 
Maybe stop going to all those ICP concerts and you’d have some money?
MacNCheezus, …better now?
stoicmaverick, I think it would break something irreparable in my brain if a really attractive 30-something year old woman in a sharp business suit stepped out of that car.
Num10ck, what if a wasted justin timberlake did?
stoicmaverick, I’d call the cops. Nobody is above the law.
spujb, it would ruin the tour
joshoff, Give him the ol’ “woop woop” and a wink
Gork, He seems like a fun guy to have at the local orgy.
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