We had a new employee one day named Blaze Lawless and for a bunch of highschoolers it was the coolest shit ever. We couldn’t believe it was a real name.
After the first night he worked, he came back after close, broke into the storage shed, and stole all the lawn care stuff and other shit that was in there.
Turned out, Blaze Lawless is too cool of a name to be real. The cops could tell it was a fake driver’s license just from the copy the manager made.
So apparently while Donald trump might not get hired, John Barron could probably easy pick up some shifts.
But you know he’s trying to walk out with a case of fish fillets 10 minutes into his shift.