dhork,

Oh, what meanies they were to poor little Donnie. Did they hurt your fee-fees, Donnie-kins? I’m sorry they didn’t want to play with you and said all those mean things like “Guilty”. But you won’t ever have to see them again, and the next time you see the Judge he may send you on a special trip to the island with all those big buildings on it with no windows.

Now come here, little guy. That diaper smells like it needs a change!

YurkshireLad,

Is this The Onion? No? Oh, man!

some_guy,

I didn’t smile at the guy tried for DUI when I was on his jury. Guess I never knew I was a prejudiced asshole all this time. I thought I voted guilty because I’d fairly evaluated the case, but I guess not.

/s

MrNesser,

Oh I bet they smiled at one point

Rapidcreek,

That is textbook narcissism. He thinks he can insult anyone and everyone but it’s rude for them to withhold the slobberific adulation he’s accustomed to from brain dead death cultists

Boddhisatva,

Maybe if he stayed awake longer he might have noticed a smile.

ThePantser,
@ThePantser@lemmy.world avatar

Yea they probably were internally giggling when they saw the old man nod off.

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