anticolonialist,

Don’t do something illegal and you won’t get arrested

BrianTheeBiscuiteer,

Grabeth them by the pussy as thou would haveth them grab thine own pussy.

qprimed,

🎶 I don’t care if it rains or freezes, long as I’ve got my orange jesus 🎶

hopesdead,
@hopesdead@startrek.website avatar

I want these Christian-Right folk to name five things wrong with America and quote the relevant passage in any version (legitimate version) of the Bible that says it is wrong.

Then I want to see those same people follow the teachings listed in the Bible. I doubt they could do it.

RampageDon,

Can we just stop sharing articles about her and giving her the attention she wants. Just let her scream into the void.

Rapidcreek,

You know Hitler was a convicted felon too.

Sanctus,
@Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

Jesus would have whipped these bastards long ago.

dogsnest,
@dogsnest@lemmy.world avatar

Why do they pretend to know Jesus, but not blasphemy?

cranakis,

They’re not very bright.

Theprogressivist,
@Theprogressivist@lemmy.world avatar

Easy, they’re Charlatans.

fluxion,

Because the part of the Bible where Jesus was using donations to pay off porn stars he banged right after his wife gave birth is way more interesting than all that other boring stuff like love thy neighbor

EvilBit,

I’d bet dollars to donuts Stormy played someone’s “neighbor” once whose sorority sisters needed “help” with their “plumbing” or something.

vegeta,

Bless the Grifter and His ketchup.

Bless the foaming and bloating of Him.

May His passage cleanse the diaper.

May He grift the money of His people.

ATDA,

The guy she doesn’t worship btw.

ChihuahuaOfDoom,

She probably wears underwear with his picture on them like Patrick with Goofy Goober.

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