UnderpantsWeevil,
@UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world avatar

Calling back to the We Surround Them attempted grassroots movement by Glenn Beck that flopped face first into the mud after the 2009 Presidential election.

IchNichtenLichten,
@IchNichtenLichten@lemmy.world avatar

Yes, the MAGA army is ready, at least until nap time.

CharlesDarwin,
@CharlesDarwin@lemmy.world avatar

I’d like to see some journalist pretending that they don’t understand and ask something like: “excuse me, why do you keep talking about armies of maggots”?

homesweethomeMrL,

laughs in KISS army

CharlesDarwin,
@CharlesDarwin@lemmy.world avatar

Can someone please find a way to extend the sentence for this terrorist?

tiefling,

Have we tried trying him as a black man selling looseys?

Fapper_McFapper,

They said extend the sentence, not murder him.

qprimed,

damn, that was rough.

pubquiz,

Now here’s a series of words I never thought I’d be typing/reading:

This alcoholic, model-for-non-self care, amoral, greedy, lying, cheating, sack of shit gives other alcoholic, model-for-non-self care, amoral, greedy, lying, cheating, sacks of shit a bad name.

And he co-exists in the world of trump, boebert, mcconnell and jones.

pubquiz,

Forgot this: a list of what to pack for prison! Feel free to add…

  • Vitamin D
  • Tylenol (preferrably tamperd with)
  • A razor
  • Lorazapam (for the DT’s)
  • Comfy slippers
  • Chaps
xc2215x,

That army will join him in prison.

Rapidcreek,

Shut up and get your ass to prison!

mozz,
@mozz@mbin.grits.dev avatar

Judging by the number of people who showed up at the Stormy Daniels trial the army is pretty understrength.

I won’t say they are not dangerous but I think there’s like a couple thousand of them that are actually ready to go to war at this stage, which if it doesn’t grow, is nowhere near enough

TaterTurnipTulip,

There are certainly more than that ready to go to war. But they’re also smart enough not to out themselves for some petty stuff like this or the Trump trial. They’ll stay hidden until the time is right to try something serious. Don’t underestimate how many right-wing Americans are out there ready for violence.

Spitzspot,
@Spitzspot@lemmings.world avatar

Gold farmer is in the FO stage of FAFO.

gravitas_deficiency,

Fuckin try it, cupcake.

Honestly, I am so eager for his cirrhosis to catch up with him. He richly deserves it.

HasturInYellow,

If they are an ‘army’ then when. This comes to a head around the election, I sincerely hope that every last one of them is shot dead. Fascist pigs deserve nothing less.

ghostdoggtv,

The scooter cavalry is not to be fucked with, just wait until their batteries are charged back up and they’re finished at the dialysis center, you’ll be sorry, just you wait 🤣

just_another_person,

This fuggin’ guy is more delusional than Trump. He’s like cosplaying some sort of military figure, but is too much of a pussy to own up to the shit he’s done. He’s just saying it out loud now because he truly believes when he gets out of jail, he’ll be in a position where he cannot be touched. That will not be the case lol.

retrospectology,
@retrospectology@lemmy.world avatar

And I think the thing he doesn’t understand is that, if he ever actually achieves his goal of implementing a fascist totalitarian state, guys like him are the first to get liquidated by the regime. He thinks he’s going to be a duke or something, but he’ll be tossed aside like trash.

Letstakealook,

Yeah, totalitarian states aren’t really fun for anybody in the end. It just devolves into a paranoid scheme and murder web for survival.

prole,

Ohhh I love a nice paranoid scheme and murder web. Something to look forward to

thisbenzingring,

Yeah, killing fields for the win … 👎

BeMoreCareful,

It be good to read about in a hundred years, it would not be fun to be anywhere near it occuring

Notyou,

It just devolves into a paranoid scheme and murder web for survival.

This sums up a lot of the Rome docuseries episodes I’ve seen.

CharlesDarwin,
@CharlesDarwin@lemmy.world avatar

So much this. I’m sure he thinks he is some kind of student of history and playing nine dimensional chess, but this is the basic stuff - people like him almost always end up against the wall, killed by people much like him.

tabarnaski,

You do realize he’ll get a presidential pardon the minute Trump is reelected don’t you?

twistypencil,

I hope he ends up in the black and latin wing, they will love him there

Empricorn,

No one would love touching Jabba.

DarkDarkHouse,
@DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

They are ready to serve (time)

disguy_ovahea,

Not if Trump wins in the fall. He’ll pardon the “patriots” when he takes office. That way they’ll be back with friends in 2029.

CheeseNoodle,

Random thought, if Trump gets in again and I were a doctor I’d be terrified to treat him during his presidency. The guy’s old and unhealthy enough that he could drop at any moment and in such a scenario the chances of his doctors crucified by his followers as deep state assasins seems scarily high.

disguy_ovahea,

I would be too. The doctor for his last administration was demoted by the Navy for improper treatment of patients during Trump’s term.

nytimes.com/…/ronny-jackson-demoted-navy.html

800XL,

He is going to pardon himself for his private actions under some bullshit that he the fascist nazi president is a separate person than he the private sector garbage piece of shit human. Mark my words.

disguy_ovahea,

Of course he is. The only limit on presidential pardons are for successful impeachment or treason.

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