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DRM = Direct Rendering Manager, in case anyone else was thinking Digital Rights Management…

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Direct_Rendering_Manager

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Hey, that’s basically tea’s origin story.

In Chinese legend, Emperor Shennong was drinking a bowl of just boiled water because of a decree that his subjects must boil water before drinking it.[12] Some time around 2737 BC, a few leaves were blown from a nearby tree into his water, changing the color and taste. The emperor took a sip of the brew and was pleasantly surprised by its flavor and restorative properties.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_tea

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But what if you do both at the same time? Continuously…

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They have amazing handwriting

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The trick is to realize you also have tomorrow to accomplish your tasks. Much like Hilbert’s Hotel, you can simply shift your infinite stream of deadlines back one day to make room for today’s tasks on tomorrow’s agenda. Boom.

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Sorry, I forgot mere mortals existed.

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It uses the phone’s built in chakra detector

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I don’t understand how conservatives can be so fucking stupid that they don’t understand that our entire planet and biosphere crumbling and dying beneath us will cost the economy.

Some would rather kick the can down the road. They figure they’ll die before shit gets real.

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GNU Raster Editing Program - GREP

Graphical Image Tool - GIT

Photo Editing with Raster Layers - PERL

Visual Image Manipulator - VIM

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“Lied” implies intent, which is a very squishy subject. I’d prefer they stick to just the facts, please. I’m no lawyer, but I suspect you might be asking for libel suits if you claim somebody lied and can’t actually prove that they did so intentionally.

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They think… He is… A toad.

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Are you sure about that? I’m not a lawyer, but my understanding is that he is now a convicted felon, just not a sentenced one.

Captain Janeway - Hair Master (lemmy.world)

My favorite part was how her hair was in a beautiful and much more complicated knot in the premier episode, then it was a mangled mess after Voyager was thrown to the Delta Quadrant, but they make a show of her fixing it into the simpler knot with her bare hands while walking the corridors from one disaster to another....

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Well that’s easily explained, you see, by the Borg… hair… nanobots?

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What do the ɥsɐʇS buttons do?

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They have played us for absolute fools

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I think you’re mistaking him with the meaty urologist

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Also RIP my teeth.

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For completeness, we should review the involuntarily uploaded data as well.

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It is clearer now without a pseudo-justification.

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Maybe I’m just too literal, but I have no idea what to make of the “no one:” part of these memes. Every time I see it, I feel like the joke works just as well without it.

Nobody can’t have no dialogue, people!

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Alright, I’m officially filing a motion with the greater Internet court to replace “no one:” with “nobody asked, but…”

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I don’t know, Schlitz beer is doing okay

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One pill makes you smaller

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Let’s do the math! If you assume there are 300 kernels, the popcorn will be finished within two minutes, and all kernels popping within 100 ms of each other is sufficient for a big bada boom…

There are 2×60×10 epochs where the bang could occur. Each of the 300 kernels needs to pop in the same epoch, so 1/(2×60×10) is the probability of the second kernel popping in the same epoch as the first kernel. The probability of all 299 popping in the same epoch as the first kernel is (1/(2×60×10))^299 = (2×60×10)^(-299).

Crunching the numbers in the Google search calculator… the probability is zero. That was anticlimactic.

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Agreed! I admit I made a few sweeping simplifications to shoehorn this into a discrete math problem.

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Maybe it is 17 and the website is wrong

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I must be missing something. What is a black bible? Do these bibles have pictures of Jesus on them or something?

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He’s had a really impressive run for a con-man build that never bothered to level up his deception skills past lying.

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Yum yum

https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/pictrs/image/bd6bc65f-0f46-444c-934b-e54e4784f589.webp

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Politicians banning porn are probably already in the VPN business 👁️👁️

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[Audience screams at a Jesus jump scare]

He gotcha

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I’m always confused by these kinds of assessments people make with some unrealistic test. Lumber for building a house doesn’t need to withstand bites from a human jaw!

Years ago, Tesla advertised solar shingles that could withstand a bowling ball being dropped on them. Why?! Hail is a thing, but bowling balls don’t fall from the sky.

Extending this concept, let’s say I want to sell you a new motorcycle I invented. I won’t demonstrate how well it rides or how fast it accelerates, but I will show you how deep I can submerge it underwater before the gas tank crumples — 4000 ft! Let’s see Harley beat that.

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Fuck you, I won’t do what you tell me. I don’t want to be the kind of person that “turns off” empathy at will.

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Would you consider RATM an authority on how I should feel?

I mean, fuck billionaires in any sense that actually matters. They shouldn’t get to hoard wealth while real people can’t afford housing, medical care, etc. At the same time, I refuse to laugh at a human being drowning to death. Literally nobody deserves that. I’m also morally opposed to the death penalty.

Maybe I’m just not hardcore enough.

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Microsoft Incel, can’t get it hard

Cause Bill Gates’ 5G vaccine, libtard

Edit: sorry, that freestyle took a weird turn. Don’t do drugs, kids

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Would you consider posting the SHA256 of the download so future pirates may cross reference with this comment thread? Y’arr.

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We’re very sorry, but not in a way that affects our bottom line, so, ya know… deal with it?

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Wastefuk, who let you out of your pokeball???

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Does star anise go with cannoli?

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Papa triste

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Just be thankful you don’t have to save a WordPerfect document to a 3.5" floppy and mail it to the court

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The faces of the damned on the left side…

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The mythical meth man month

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Do they only eat wet food?

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Sonic looks pregnant in the first game. Oh, that must be the baby in the sequel.

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Wow, this is a wake up call. I have been wasting my time on this .bashrc file.

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The dude has been telling anyone who will listen for decades. Here’s a story from '97: www.gnu.org/philosophy/right-to-read.en.html

Disclaimer: yes, he is a weirdo and has been embroiled in various controversies, but these ideas stand on their own.

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