BeardedSingleMalt

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BeardedSingleMalt,

I'm definitely curious to see how it ties into the ST:Resurgence comic from last year! Plus the cameos!

BeardedSingleMalt,

Without a doubt, Biden's been the best president since Obama

BeardedSingleMalt,

We'd be in prison if we had 1 of his 12+ counts of contempt in one of his latest court cases

BeardedSingleMalt,

How dare he take away our freedoms...to take away freedoms of other people!

BeardedSingleMalt,

$0 net or gross? Because if it's anything like a few shady "charities" they had several thousand dollars in gross donations, but after things administration expenses, and a litany of other "overhead" they netted absolutely 0 dollars.

BeardedSingleMalt,

Someone known to be an absolute fraud in every aspect of their life claims he received zero dollars in donations?

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BeardedSingleMalt,

The Star Trek version of throwing a hot dog down a hallway

BeardedSingleMalt,

JulYn is always carrying around a mug of blood wine wherever he goes, and no matter what happens, he gets into glorious battle with a bat'leth, or piloting his Bird of Prey the IKS Boyz, he never spills a drop

BeardedSingleMalt,

Fuck off Chancellor Lahey!

BeardedSingleMalt,

Oh good, because if there's one thing Star Trek needs it's another origin story /s

BeardedSingleMalt,

and likened the tone to the Guardians of the Galaxy movies.

Oh good, a light-hearted romp where half the characters act like idiots, that's exactly what a Star Trek movie about a clandestine blackops organization should be like

BeardedSingleMalt,

The best part, they even used a scene from Aliens when they were waking up!

BeardedSingleMalt,

How long until they have a pamphlet for Klarna at Wendy's

BeardedSingleMalt,

Enterprise also went out of their way to make that NCC-1764 USS Defiant to look and sound exactly as it appeared for TOS era

BeardedSingleMalt,

It would be an epic episode of IASIP if Frank finds out he has a long lost twin brother. They find out because Mac and Charlie are just chilling in the bar, Arnold walks in and they literally think it's Frank. Mac and Charlie can't tell Frank and Arnold apart while Dennis and Dee claim it's the twin-gene that they can tell.

Throughout the episode it gets increasingly frustrating for Charlie and Mac because they'll be intending to talk to Frank but at Arnold instead and Frank/Arnold has to keep pointing out who is who.

Dennis: "This is retarded, how can you not clearly tell the difference between the 2 of them. They look nothing alike!"

Charlie: "YOU'RE SO FULL OF SHIT DUDE! IT'S LIKE I'M LOOKING AT FRANK NEXT TO A MIRROR"

Dee: "Yeeaah uh Charlie, Frank is like half the height of his brother. How are you not seeing this?!"

Mac: "Half the height? I mean, maybe Frank is slouching a little bit. Stand straight up Frank..."

[Frank stands more upright, which to the viewer is barely noticeable"

Mac and Charlie start yelling at the same time.

Charlie: "THEY'RE THE SAME GODDAMN HEIGHT THEY'RE THE SAME GODDAMN HEIGHT!"

Mac: "They're clones! There is no other way those 2 are clones!"

BeardedSingleMalt,

From the party that screams and whines about how everyone else is taking their freedoms, they sure do love to to take away everyone else's freedoms

BeardedSingleMalt,

Other old people...they get free top notch healthcare for life while saying healthcare isn't a right

BeardedSingleMalt,

It's been a while but I think they tried to establish 100F as the average human body temperature. But after they established that baseline turns out they were off by 1.4 degrees and couldn't change it.

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