high energy
Xantar, “doing a little extra” They forgot to mention “unpaid”
Nice try management.
Thcdenton, I don’t know I think I’m pretty fuckin talented and I can do like 2 of these consistently.
RecluseRamble, Being high and then doing a little extra?
aesthelete, Spoon was right: they want your soul.
SexualPolytope, 
Not giving a fuck also doesn’t require any talent.
KijinSeija, Laughs in ADHD-PI
Noodle07, Right? That’s such neurotypical bullshit
Siegfried, Why would I want to be a talentless motherfucker?
Baphomet_The_Blasphemer, This list is practically impossible. I can be high or on time, but rarely both.
Decoy321, I found a good trick was to set your clock ahead an hour. That way you’re only 30 minutes late.
squid_slime, What cunt wrote this
Kolanaki, 
A talentless morning person.
i_stole_ur_taco,
- Using 4 fucking tacks to pin up a sheet of paper. Or 2. Or 1. Never 3.
user224, I do 3 with easter egg on other side of that corner.
BeardedSingleMalt, "Banging the boss"
gedaliyah, 
All of these things are examples of skills that must be learned, not things that are innate, and particularly for neurodivergent folks.
TeddE, 
The list after I’m done with it:
Being on Tim
Making A fort
Being high
Having A Pos Attitude
Being ass ate
Using ood Language
Be a able
Do a Lit Ex
Be Pre red
Having A Strong ork hic
camr_on, 
Absolutely do not recommend doing a Lit Ex
Tylerdurdon, Nice try, corporate America
henfredemars, You don’t pay me to be passionate, boss.
RiikkaTheIcePrincess, 
I can’t even finish reading the list, it’s just enraging me from the beginning.
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