CluckN

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CluckN,

If it was Whine production the entire map would be red.

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Was that written in a complaining sense of tone?

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“Please don’t shit your pants in public”

“I’m actually protesting climate change that means if you disagree with me you are wrong”

There’s a reason why the CEF funding these bozos is founded by a Getty oil heiress.

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Man big oil has it easy with all these slacktivists shitting in public and calling it a protest.

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The racist mob handed her the keys?

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The Legend of Zelda: Crashing the local economy by cloning goods and services.

Kamala Harris: Hamas Committed Horrific Acts of Sexual Violence on Oct. 7. We Will Not Be Silent (www.haaretz.com)

U.S. Vice President’s remarks come amid allegations from Israel’s critics that claims of sexual and gender-based violence were either fabricated or exaggerated in order to provide justification for its military response in Gaza...

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I skipped the word Hamas and thought Kamala got caught committing heinous crimes.

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But this one has an anime girl?

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This image is so old I thought the joke was how good the prices were.

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Maybe he’s a fan of Boogie2988

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That’ll teach ‘em

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Chance to win rare skins that you can sell on the marketplace

Now I see the apeel.

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What do they want Valve to do? It’s security vs convenience. If they added 2 factor authentication and removed F2P it would fix the issue while also pissing fans off.

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This is the same person who blinded that cyclops.

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Wish it was as fun as the first one.

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I can imagine that movie pitch.

“We’re running out of musicians and 90’s era businesses to make documentaries about.”

“We’re Doomed™️!”

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It’s understood that a ‘unique player’ means that the player has downloaded the game and opened it for the first time. The internal goal was to hit 5 million unique players within the game’s first month – a goal that has quickly been surpassed

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lol this “us vs them” mentality is what keeps the meat industry strong. If Vegan’s weren’t insufferable the entire meat industry would’ve died in ‘07.

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You should’ve seen the article they did on the Valheim update. The journalist said he only played the game once and just copy/pasted patch notes interlaced with stories about his CNC machine.

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lol yeah that’s the one. It was a washing machine.

However, I don’t like the idea of doing a dry news post, so I’m going to interject information about the washing machine malfunction I’m currently dealing with, so that the quoted press release seems incredibly colourful by comparison.

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Spurlock’s film follows a 30-day period from February 1 to March 2, 2003, during which he claimed to only consume McDonald’s food, although he later disclosed he was also drinking heavily.

That could skew the results.

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Just like Artifact they’re joining a trend 6+ years late.

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Woah 9/10 game from 20 years ago is still a 9/10.

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That’s how Darwin came up with evolution.

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I’m sure the strongly worded letter that Yahoo.net receives will solve this.

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Tells tourists to leave

Shocked when tourist money leaves with them

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Booking tickets now you’ve convinced me.

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Woah is he confirmed dead? I heard there was a search ongoing but no confirmation.

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Early 2000’s Invader Zim holding up a spork type post.

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Madness would kill a student each round?

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One user also said they saw a photo return even though they don’t sync their phone or use iCloud

I was assuming that all these people had photos save to iCloud when it launched years ago and are seeing them appear now. If it’s not an old desync bug between deleting images off of iCloud/local device then this will be interesting.

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Why is he even shorter than last time?

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Can’t wait to see what gaming companies proudly announce in 2047

We are pleased to announce that Assassins Creed Wild West will not kick you in the balls upon purchasing.

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They’re a gamer what other credentials do you need?

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Had a coworker complain that the price she paid for her chihuahuas boots was more expensive than any pair she owns.

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They keep painting giant dicks on the plane?

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He predicted all of this

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My buddy Eric could’ve really used this reminder yesterday.

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Sims franchise has a dedicated fanbase but they keep getting screwed by these insanely priced DLCs. I think people are hoping for a City Skylines scenario where another studio tackles the genre and adds mod/quality of life support.

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16 year-old cow gets milked one last time.

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One always tells the truth and the other one only tells lies.

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“Driving for pleasure” would be my closest translation, it’s the BMW slogan.

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I see the frustration of running a beta/playtest and the reviews being, “it’s buggy”. Yeah that’s why they are doing a playtest. Phrasing that as, “don’t critique the game” is ridiculous.

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I feel bad but on the other hand this is the second, “No tourists only tourist money please” article I’ve seen. I saw another one from Spain where a bus that goes to the top of a hill had to be hidden from Google maps so locals could get more availability for seating.

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Pshh, let me know when Garten of Banban gets a movie and sweeps the box office.

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Yeah if they gave most-wanted criminals lame names like “Gentle Breeze” and “Tiny Hands” they’d lose so much respect it would cripple any organization.

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Oedipus posting

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Holy hell Eurogamer phrasing!

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