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Nooooo, because shame and insults are clearly the best ways to get people to switch over to your ideology. /s

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This is why I always give the full treat, it saves the hassle and I can sleep at night.

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Are you feeling it NOW Mr. Krabs?

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That’s Woody Allen and he either married or is in a romantic relationship with his daughter.

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MWCL

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Surely, you will not regret drinking 15 glasses of orange juice.

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Me too!

Like right now you’re feeling insincere, conceited, and slightly jovial.

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Hopefully 4 won’t be an epic exclusive at launch.

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Just glad it’s not made by Nintendo.

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This is why sounding is important.

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Will you be my pride month pal?

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💋

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It’s just a picture.

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🦠

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Please comment, it helps my mental algorithm more than you realize.

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I did it gradually as well, I’ve never had problems with choking on my own tongue.

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I guess I was just lucky in that I was born with a boneless tongue. /s 🙃

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It certainly would be a dumb way to die. Thankfully, I’ve never experienced anything close to choking on my own tongue.

I know the song/meme, but that makes me wonder, what would you consider to be the smartest way to die?

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It makes things easier for me for sure. I naturally produce more mucus than most people anyway. I’m not really sure, maybe it’s minor dust allergies?

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I’ve never given myself a sinus infection in the 10 years I’ve been doing this, but others might?

I naturally produce more mucus than most people anyway. I’m not really sure, maybe it’s minor dust allergies? It generally makes things easier for me to manage.

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It doesn’t make me sneeze and it’s not uncomfortable unless you recently ate spicy or acidic food.

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They call it jelking and it doesn’t seem to work from what I’ve seen online.

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Doing it gradually is the best approach. I built up to 2.5 after a few months of just messing around. It never really gave me a headache that I can recall, but I don’t get headaches very often either.

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My jaw is the same size its always been. 😂

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Your mileage may vary for sure. I naturally produce more mucas than most people, but not an obscene amount or anything. I don’t remember it ever starting to hurt after I did it unless I ate acidic or spicy food recently though.

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I’ve thought about it, I dunno, I guess I’m happy enough with all the sex toys I own. 😂

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I’ve seen people in videos online that could do it. I’m not there yet and I’m not sure I ever will or really want to be. It’d be a neat party trick if I could.

Imagine if someone with a bifurcated tongue did it and had one coming out of each nostril.

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I don’t think mewing works, my jaw is the same size. 😔

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Why not? No real reason other than a novelty and it’s easier to get the dried-on mucus off in the morning or the rare occasion when I’m sick.

It’s also easier to get popcorn kernels unstuck from my back of my throat when that happens and easier to extract tonsil stones without using my finger or a different oral tool.

Also, as I’ve replied to other comments, I’ve got a slightly higher mucus production than most people seem to naturally have. So it helps to not have to blow my nose as often.

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No, it just stretched out over time. I never cut it, but sometimes it would form a type of scab for a few days.

It might be partially severed, but my tongue doesn’t look crazy long like the people who get it surgically done like Gene Simmons from KISS.

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If you mean the title, then this.

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Already taken. 🙃

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I love Bundaberg!

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Mom said it was MY turn to post this! /j

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IDC, I’m using the teleporter.

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It’s easy to kill him, but he’ll just come back.

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It doesn’t, that’s the circulatory system.

(The lines are the nervous system.)

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How do you get Google to give you AI overview responses? I just get the old style search results.

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Was that right before or right after XP?

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I’ve got to get all of my PCs moved to Linux by October next year too; we’ve got this!

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Like the porn stars make?

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