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I’m always just shocked at who takes off and becomes a ‘celebrity.’ I don’t understand algorithms, I suppose.

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I swear I’m the only one that can’t figure this game out. I’ve given it a dozen tries and always get stuck not knowing how to progress.

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The thing is, I don’t know where I am, too far back, mobs two hit me, too far forward, no progress… Bleh

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I think like 93 million bc, there’s a cave gorilla that’s basically two shotting all my characters. Or I can go to a festival present day where the princess doesn’t want to talk to her dad.

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I was in the wrong era, lol. I had to go to 600AD and I was way over leveled. I’m currently on a mission called Tata and the frog after getting the broken matamuse

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“I did it! But she was 17! Get over it people. Gosh darn it.”

Who the fuck finds his streams entertaining.

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I’m at least $200 of this statistic, now do the people who played for less than ten hours. I’d be like $1,000.

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I just did that with the Manor Lords the city builder. Looked super cool, was way way too steep of a learning curve and very slow for me, so I never went back. If I don’t see a game getting more fun or accessible after ten hours, I’ll never touch it again. Basically did this for Rust, Ark, Pal World, and Zomboid most recently.

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Prior to WoW a much better MMO, EverQuest, was already out. There’s a reboot server that’s about to launch the second expansion on the 1st that’s free to play run by enthusiasts. It’s called Project Quarm and it’s easy to get going.

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I think I’m going to body the next person that introduces themselves as a CEO and has a business they haven’t even created a MVP with yet, or it’s just them with a “good idea.”

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I literally said this would be the best plan of action a week ago. They need to hire me.

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Probably gets an air enema beforehand.

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You left out the best part:

“While serving in the army, he told his fellow soldiers about his special ability, and repeated it for their amusement, sucking up water from a pan into his rectum and then projecting it up to several yards.”

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Just jettison it into the atmosphere and send them down on something else.

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Trailer Park Boys season one, rewatching because it’s silly and fun.

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I’m starting XCOM for the first time and it’s pretty fun so far, pretty brutal at times though.

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I think you’re confusing it for my boxes, pillows, and string kink.

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To be fair, it’s the only Zelda I never beat because of the Water Temple. I did the keys in the wrong order and apparently it’s solvable but after a week of trying 14-year-old me gave up and gave the game away.

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It’s like they don’t like us using the mechanics in the game…

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I think what bothered most men wasn’t that he was large, but that a woman would feel safer with any gay man that was with them.

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I like the idea of playing with friends, but fuck me if people don’t take for-fucking-ever to do NOTHING! Click, skip, move!!! It’s the first four turns, FUCKING go!!!

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If we could get blue voters to vote with the same fervor as the insane right (who vote at if their very existence is at stake) there would never be a red president or Congress again.

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I strongly prefer 5 to 6, 6 always felt like it was designed to be played on a tablet.

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It’s because you’re not high enough to get away with it.

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Nothing more American than spending more on incarceration than it cost to house and feed that same person.

Well, maybe denying one’s self healthcare on the off chance an emotionally unstable drug user gets the help they need.

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I tried something similar as a child to send my friend a letter. I wrote their address as the return address and dropped it off at the post office… They sent it to me anyways.

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Why the fuck do they make money 15 years after doing the work though? Build a house, you get paid for the house. Write a song? Infinite money.

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You can change the display of your username on the Web version of Lemmy and it accepts emojis.

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I’m fine with compensation, I’m not fine with the whole work once and siphon off the labor of others into eternity.

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I just want a mid-level card with 64GB of VRAM…

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I want something chill, that’s not grinding. I wanted to like Pal World, but the pace is so slow. Same with Ark, love the concept, fuck having to log in every day to feed dinosaurs.

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How is someone so astoundingly against people with his own skin color?!

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“and some of them might be good people”

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I know you’re kidding, but when I travel to the BVIs, Antigua, the Caribbean in general, they all hold Trump in very high esteem, they’re surprised I don’t actually.

People in developing countries (am I allowed to say that anymore?) see him as a rogue outsider that beat the political elite at their own game by being himself.

They don’t see that he was a tool for another set of corrupt politicians to get two justices and maybe two more, they just see a hero.

Edit: Why the fuck are you down voting? This is my experience in other countries. They look up to the piss baby man child. These are candid conversations with real people y’all. I know he’s a billionaire piece of shit, but that’s not the messaging getting out to the rest of the world.

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Wait what’s his tag?! What’s my tag? “No preheat” and “Eats ketchup”?

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My 13-year-old niece loves mine, lol.

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I think the main takeaway is that at the lower/intermediate skill levels, character selection is open. What you’re talking about would only apply in the highest tiers.

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What a wonderful review of America’s heroes, thank you.

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But you also let me share their legacy. As a combat veteran and ally to the LGBTQIA+, it means a lot to me.

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We’ll compromise and call it a stretch, where I was accidentally right.

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