ceenote

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ceenote,

When I accidentally spilled some (unheated) chicken broth on my dog the other day, I hoped it might teach her a lesson about being in the kitchen when I’m preparing food. It did not.

ceenote,

You’ll trip balls so hard survival isn’t guaranteed.

ceenote,

The tragic thing, though, is that if lemmy ever “takes off”, there’s nothing about it that will make it any more resistant to bots and trolls.

It’s kinda like back when Macs had no viruses, because nobody bothered.

ceenote,

This’ll probably be an “agree to disagree,” but I think most websites do make good faith efforts to lower bot usage. Not because I trust them or anything, but because the perception that bot spam is out of control is bad for their bottom line. It drives away real users and high bot activity makes advertisers disinclined to trust that the high traffic is of any value.

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Was he actually illiterate? That might have went over my head when I watched it as a kid.

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Was he actually illiterate? That might have went over my head when I watched it as a kid.

ceenote,

I’m sorry Jon.

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More like “History will remember the shame of Mitch McConnell doing almost everything he did.”

ceenote,

How the fuck do you hear a man say that and sincerely think “He had no idea Epstein was a pedo”?

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Your hypothetical interpretation is as generous as you can reasonably be. Some people manage to sincerely believe “He had no idea” and it’s ridiculous.

ceenote,

It must be so exhausting to have being angry and scared as part of your identity.

ceenote,

Moderate Dems: Okay but as soon as Trump’s gone we can go back to compromising with the good Republicans.

ceenote,

Pulls out dual flathead screwdrivers

En garde!

ceenote,

Mmm, glowing orange juice.

ceenote,

Hundreds of millions of taxpayer dollars is a small price to pay to avoid putting even the slightest amount of pressure on Israel. Imagine how awkward that might be.

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I’d kill for a Hetap.

ceenote,

Must be nice being a bro.

ceenote,

Thanks, I hate it.

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Forever young. Ish.

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This gives off big “The Mummy” vibes. We sure this isn’t a mummy wearing a museum curator skin suit?

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It’s gonna take a lot some more bribes to get them out of this pickle!

ceenote,

Who cares what Scaramucci thinks?

ceenote,

Zapp Brannigan: I bought a new truck. Kif, tell them the name of my new truck.

Kif: Ugh… a Sexbertruck.

ceenote,

I’m highly skeptical the hardware in the switch 2 will even be able to compete with what the steam deck already has.

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Turd shipment delayed due to need for more polishing.

ceenote,

“You can’t punish us for the damage we’re causing! This is America, you’re supposed to punish our victims!”

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“It’s also the populations fault that our lobbying to keep them reliant on our product is working. They shouldn’t have elected such bribeable politicians.”

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Frankly those exceptions are just empty rhetoric anyway. The legal process for obtaining one takes too long to have the abortion. If they wanna shoot themselves in the foot by not even making an empty gesture, fine.

ceenote,

Biden would just veto whatev-

Nah I couldn’t even finish the sentence.

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“Unfortunately the terms of this ceasefire don’t include the death of every Palestinian in the world and also a complementary blowjob for me, so we can’t accept it.”

-Benjamin Netanyahu, probably.

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“Welcome to Republican politics, would you prefer to hand over your soul or your brain?”

Kristi Noem: “Take em both, I’m not using em.”

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I think this post is more about denigrating Elon than celebrating these two.

ceenote,

A new Tony Hawk Underground game set in a fascist dystopia sounds pretty sick, tbh.

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The main republican objection seems to be that it needs to include “border security”, ignoring that they nuked a border bill with everything they wanted in it a few months ago because Trump asked them to. When it comes time to put up or shut up, they refuse to put up and don’t have the decency to shut up. They must think their voters are incredibly stupid.

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Woman: exists

Right-winger: Why do you have to make it political?

See also: gay person, trans person, non-white person, non-christian…

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youtu.be/xNWhiXxdbWk

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It’s true! I heard a rumor the guy who started the whole thing was the FBI director’s boss at the time!

ceenote,

Skynet won’t need terminators. Fascists are much cheaper.

ceenote,

That toy looks very unsafe. Why is a screwdriver not included?

ceenote,

Jokes on them, I already knew I was a fool!

ceenote,

Lucky you, time to move on to Oracle of Ages and Oracle of Seasons, the best 2D Zelda games in my opinion.

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This whole kerfuffle seems so stupid. Biden didn’t take any memory tests, didn’t get evaluated by a psychiatrist or any memory experts, and nobody authoritative on the topic of memory or brain function was involved.

A fair and accurate headline would have been “Republican lawyer thinks Biden is senile.” A republican has that opinion? Stop the fucking presses

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It’s fortunate that most voters find him so repulsive now that a bigger presence in the news seems to be bad for Trump nowadays.

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I rather liked his administration before he became Genocide Joe.

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And a second jug to drink out of.

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“We’re concerned about the practical implications of individual states being able to take candidates off the ballot.”

“But the practical implications of your ruling basically erases a constitutional amendment.”

“Oh no! Anyway…”

ceenote,

In the past games since Dark Souls, the DLCs have consistently been some of the highest quality parts of the games. If they can do that for Elden Ring, that’s good cause for getting hyped.

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They thought they got more conservative as they got older, turns out they just got more conservative as they got richer.

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