dodgy_bagel

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dodgy_bagel,

I’m not confident my tax documents aren’t saved to my dektop.

I usually air gap onto an external disk, but I’ve been busy recently.

dodgy_bagel,

As a workaround with the default directory fuckery, I always just made new ones.

dodgy_bagel,

So Congress has one man, with a particular set of skills, tasked with apprehending targets and bringing them to the House floor.

Sounds like a movie idea.

dodgy_bagel, (edited )

There is also steel and gold foil. Neither is great for hats, but they’re still options!

dodgy_bagel, (edited )

If we’re in the business of blocking/absorbing signals instead of reflecting them, apparently cesium bromide is a solid choice.

www.photonics.com/Articles/…/a25495

dodgy_bagel,

I’m not seeing any double-A’s.

I think this might be an AI mockup of faux German.

Edit:

en.m.wikipedia.org/…/Liechtensteiner_Vaterland

dodgy_bagel,

I wish I had neighbors like yours.

dodgy_bagel,

Just throwing this out there… Summoning a DR pepper almost twice per day ANYWHERE is OP as fuck.

If you were a hitman, you couldn’t exactly make it look like an accident, but you definitely wouldn’t leave an evidence trail.

dodgy_bagel,

I was thinking of summoning a can inside the head, heart, or throat from across the entire country, but I like the idea of a mystery Dr. Pepper drowning.

dodgy_bagel,

No officer.

dodgy_bagel,

I’d dig it.

'Long as I can shout Yeehaw

dodgy_bagel,

Or for that matter, paid.

dodgy_bagel,

While you were at parties, I studied the FICO.

Under my tutalage, I have elevated my husband into the ranks of the >800.

dodgy_bagel,

I ran into about five, not including game cube games.

I think one of them was bionicle related

dodgy_bagel,

Honestly, I would love to be eaten after my organs were harvested.

Help people one last time, you know? It’s also symbolic because part of me will live on through them.

dodgy_bagel,

All I’m saying, as a human, is that me and my fellow humans don’t need the nanny state telling us what to do. You should do your own research. Humans don’t need a nanny state telling them they can’t consume uncooked portions of human brains; they should be able to decide for themselves.

dodgy_bagel,

Oh, no. If anything, we should put up more warning labels. Warning labels for scissors, knives, ovens. Just no warning labels for non-cooked meat. After all, food gives us life. How could it be harmful?

Fire burns and destroys valuable nutrients.

Consume the raw meat, human.

dodgy_bagel,

(soap)

dodgy_bagel,

News about Trump and the legal system for the past 8 years:

https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/pictrs/image/276227e2-1341-43ff-9880-ee465e53daa5.webm

dodgy_bagel,

Am I having a stroke?

Google Allows Creditors to Brick Your Phone (lemmy.world)

I installed NetGuard about a month ago and blocked all internet to apps, unless they’re on a whitelist. No notifications from this particular system app (that can’t be disabled) until recently when it started making internet connection requests to google servers. Does anyone know when this became a thing?...

dodgy_bagel,

Wow! Rattling off stats like that is a great way to shiw you’re not shilling.

Tell me, how is the display color quality and camera resolution?

dodgy_bagel,

WeChat preinstalled?

But nah, the OnePlus 7 with a custom ROM was my jam. Shame the screen broke.

dodgy_bagel,

Or Nautilus from Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea vibes, even.

Except that Capt. Nemo was an anti imperialist king.

dodgy_bagel,

Make sure to encrypt messages with a ceasar cypher.

dodgy_bagel,

Look to nature. Butterfly wing patterns.

dodgy_bagel,

Can I get “Frost guard socks of the wintery north”?

My feet are basically made of ice.

dodgy_bagel,

Ah, so because I am a transgender woman, I am a Roman!

dodgy_bagel,

Was this article written by Philomena Cunk?

dodgy_bagel,

We aren’t going to mention ice type?

dodgy_bagel,

The kool-aid man is an invertebrate, dude.

dodgy_bagel,

I hear it has its ups and downs

dodgy_bagel,

Ask any post menopausal woman. (estrogen pills)

Or teenage girl with acne. (anti androgen pills(sometimes))

Trans women take both.

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