Hippo, really paul
MECHAGIC, 
Whats up with the weird image quality with the text screenshot?
moriquende, Sorry my scanner has been acting up.
Hupf, Is it a newly acquired x-ray scanner, by any chance?
Sotuanduso, It’s funnier because it implies the bit on the bottom is unimportant.
Mongostein, It’s fake
Aggravationstation, Exactly. Why call the cops when you can fire somebody a text?
Imgonnatrythis, Omg, she’s 100% flirting with him.
stebo02, ngl that’s a pretty good pickup line
FenrirIII, 
It’s really fake. If you have someone on video stealing, you call the police.
slaacaa, It’s not fake, I saw it on twitter too
victorz, Well that settles it
nieceandtows, It’s true, I was that tweet.
SpruceBringsteen, Not if I’m using my practice to sell laughing gas for some under the table fun money.
CodexArcanum, People who do nitrous recreationally are desperate for that medical-grade dentist hookup already. No blackmail needed.
Now using incriminating video to get me to floss regularly, that could work…
flambonkscious, I was working at a hospital and an email came out asking if anyone knew where the Entonox delivery went as it had been ‘mislaid’. This fucking thing was a divers scuba bottle welded onto a trolley so it could be wheeled around easily…
Damn right the whole flat had a hookah session with it - that would have lasted all weekend!
Diplomjodler, That poor hippo must feel so violated!
Viking_Hippie,
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