dessimbelackis, I’m a gryphophiliac. I can only get aroused with a condor present
Nir, Condoms! Condoms are on the verge of extinction. If I was to create a flock of condoms on this island, you wouldn’t have anything to say!
Viking_Hippie, Flight of the Condoms is my second favorite comedy music duo after Tenacious D
Xatolos, deleted_by_author
xx3rawr, Your wingman
XTornado, As in a partner in sex like not having sex with it but with it as a companion while having sex. I mean it would be weird but if the other person is into it… I guess I could do it.
HUMAN_TRASH, I’d prefer a human but you know what they say, any port in a storm.
Veneroso, Caw Caw!
NigelFrobisher, The condors… the condors are coming!
CodingCarpenter, I heard The Ginger and Boots fucked an ostrich
drknowledge, allegedly
beebarfbadger, What’s not to understand: is having sex with or without a condor your preferred option?
FlyingSquid, That’s the part I don’t understand. How do you have sex without a condor?
Everythingispenguins, I know it is hard for the bourgeoisie like yourself to understand but not all of us can afford to have a sex condor
FlyingSquid, What’s even the point of having sex if you can’t afford a condor?
puchaczyk, I think he means Gondor. He wants them to light the beacons to call Rohirrim for aid.
FlyingSquid,
Viking_Hippie, Mordor, on the other hand, is pretty much Fuck City.
afox, I prefer dirty birds. PIGEONS
FlyingSquid, Condors eat carrion. That’s pretty dirty.
JoMiran,
driving_crooner, Plop!
doctorcrimson, I ducking hate autocorrect
ObviouslyNotBanana, I always do it protected, condor or no condor
Asafum, They ment stork, they’re just worried about ending up with a baby. Its an easy mistake to make early on. I never have sex with a stork around, no kids for me tyvm.
Add comment