dessimbelackis,

I’m a gryphophiliac. I can only get aroused with a condor present

Nir,

Condoms! Condoms are on the verge of extinction. If I was to create a flock of condoms on this island, you wouldn’t have anything to say!

Viking_Hippie,

Flight of the Condoms is my second favorite comedy music duo after Tenacious D

Xatolos,
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  • xx3rawr,

    Your wingman

    XTornado,

    As in a partner in sex like not having sex with it but with it as a companion while having sex. I mean it would be weird but if the other person is into it… I guess I could do it.

    HUMAN_TRASH,

    I’d prefer a human but you know what they say, any port in a storm.

    Veneroso,

    Caw Caw!

    NigelFrobisher,

    The condors… the condors are coming!

    CodingCarpenter,

    I heard The Ginger and Boots fucked an ostrich

    drknowledge,

    allegedly

    beebarfbadger,

    What’s not to understand: is having sex with or without a condor your preferred option?

    FlyingSquid,
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    That’s the part I don’t understand. How do you have sex without a condor?

    Everythingispenguins,

    I know it is hard for the bourgeoisie like yourself to understand but not all of us can afford to have a sex condor

    FlyingSquid,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    What’s even the point of having sex if you can’t afford a condor?

    puchaczyk,

    I think he means Gondor. He wants them to light the beacons to call Rohirrim for aid.

    FlyingSquid,
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    Viking_Hippie,

    Mordor, on the other hand, is pretty much Fuck City.

    afox,

    I prefer dirty birds. PIGEONS

    FlyingSquid,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    Condors eat carrion. That’s pretty dirty.

    JoMiran,
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    driving_crooner,
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    Plop!

    doctorcrimson,

    I ducking hate autocorrect

    ObviouslyNotBanana,
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    I always do it protected, condor or no condor

    Asafum,

    They ment stork, they’re just worried about ending up with a baby. Its an easy mistake to make early on. I never have sex with a stork around, no kids for me tyvm.

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