spujb,

hungry put it in my mouth

BeigeAgenda,
@BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca avatar

They are a bit itchy.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Itchin and bitchin

LemmyKnowsBest,

came for what looked like a thumbnail photo of raw meat.

stayed for the shards of glass embedded in your soft bare feet.

JoShmoe,

If you think you love em, wait til your dog gets a hold and of em.

jeena,
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It looks like ham slippers.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Happers? Slimmers? Hippers? Sammers?

ProfessorProteus,
@ProfessorProteus@lemmy.world avatar

A book by Dr. Seuss

BarrelAgedBoredom,

Hampers

Coskii,
@Coskii@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

at least it’s the fluffy kind.

Xantar,

Don’t worry, for those of you who don’t like fiberglass they also make them with asbestos. I heard you can walk on lava with them.

crazybrain,
@crazybrain@lemmy.spacestation14.com avatar

Isn’t lava carcinogenic?

Xantar,

I think there’s a lack of data on that specific point. We would have to test the long term exposure effects to lava fumes on, say 10000 people to start.

Toes,

Oh wow something worse than jean

Atelopus-zeteki,
@Atelopus-zeteki@kbin.run avatar

Shhhh, don't get them started.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Fibreglass insulation hamburger

moosetwin,

if your hamburgers are that pink you need to cook it more

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Unless they’re literally ham burgers

Atelopus-zeteki,
@Atelopus-zeteki@kbin.run avatar

Jeanburgers?

giantfloppycock,

What’s wrong babe? You never wear those jippers I bought you.

Bit125,

fiberglorts

Atelopus-zeteki,
@Atelopus-zeteki@kbin.run avatar

fibreglasses

Toes,

Fibretampon

Atelopus-zeteki,
@Atelopus-zeteki@kbin.run avatar

eek!

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