UmeU, 9 days ago (edited 9 days ago) The onion should do a satire version of this article… #1) BizzBop: a can of soda #2) shaplopped: sitting down in your chair too hard #3) smooly-D: having difficulty keeping aim at the urinal. #4) snorkeling: to have such abundance that you are euphemistically ‘swimming’ in something. Last night I shaplopped, was snorkeling in bizzbop so hard that my smooly-D was straight killing it. What else y’all got?
The onion should do a satire version of this article…
#1) BizzBop: a can of soda
#2) shaplopped: sitting down in your chair too hard
#3) smooly-D: having difficulty keeping aim at the urinal.
#4) snorkeling: to have such abundance that you are euphemistically ‘swimming’ in something.
Last night I shaplopped, was snorkeling in bizzbop so hard that my smooly-D was straight killing it.
What else y’all got?