Thcdenton,
xorollo,

Older gen alpha are 12-- but all of the references are from current social media influencers. You can’t even “officially” access you tube until your account says you’re 13.

mojofrododojo,

You can’t even “officially” access you tube until your account says you’re 13.

something tells me this doesn’t stop the ones w/o adequate supervision.

WarlordSdocy,

Or those with supervision who’s parents just don’t care. I’m on the older end of Gen z and definitely used YouTube before I was that old. My parents never really cared as long as I wasn’t watching anything weird on it.

UmeU, (edited )

The onion should do a satire version of this article…

#1) BizzBop: a can of soda

#2) shaplopped: sitting down in your chair too hard

#3) smooly-D: having difficulty keeping aim at the urinal.

#4) snorkeling: to have such abundance that you are euphemistically ‘swimming’ in something.

Last night I shaplopped, was snorkeling in bizzbop so hard that my smooly-D was straight killing it.

What else y’all got?

Agent641,

Sunko - a derogatory term for someone who holds strong beliefs in something despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary. One who is subject to the sunk cost fallacy fallacy.

Example: These sunko boomers still think trickle-down economics are legit. Jokes on them, the only thing trickling down will be their piss down their own legs when the underfunded state nursing home caretakers ignore them for 3 days straight after we refuse to subsidise their geriatricity.

AstridWipenaugh,

Skibidi bigidneicjdmsldicjslworbcjxlskbrncjzkvjvhsjdbxis I’M THE SCAT MAN!

Snowpix,
@Snowpix@lemmy.ca avatar

Everyone stutters one way or the other, so check out my message to you; as a matter of fact, I don’t let nothing hold you back, if the Scatman can do it, so can you!

trafficnab,

I appreciate skibidi toilet, it’s good to know that even across generations, children still yearn for stupid gmod videos

therealjcdenton, (edited )

I visited cringe article island and everyone there knew you

Praxis,

Gen alpha? I thought rizz and ratio are gen z stuff

sparkle,

I’ve never heard a gen Z unironically use “rizz”

Drusas,

So you have heard them use it....

manuallybreathing,

I dont care for this, no cap

dependencyinjection,

fr

Drusas,

fr is totally millennial

Empricorn,

Bet.

Kolanaki,
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SubArcticTundra,
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar
andrew_bidlaw,

TIL rizz is for chaRIZZma.

adam_y,
@adam_y@lemmy.world avatar

Nah, its for “grizzled tanman”. You oldies just don’t get it.

Jon_Servo,

I keep a little bottle of tanning lotion under my pillow for the Tanman in case he comes to town.

A7thStone,

Mr tanman bring me some rizz.

Etterra,

No it’s for sounding stupid, but that’s okay. Everybody’s an idiot - me, drunk Steve, everybody - kids are no exception.

spujb,

i’ll take ragebait content that everyone falls for for 100 alex

nifty,
@nifty@lemmy.world avatar

Alternative title: use these words if you want your kid to never say them again

UnrefinedChihuahua,

I started doing this and it works. Even better when I string them together incoherently and then they all get even madder.

don,

This is the way.

usualsuspect191,

Totes based

batmaniam,

Yeet that into the rizzophere, no cap fr fr

Edit: ong

Roflmasterbigpimp,
@Roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world avatar

You can also make some up. That is very skibidi of you.

nieceandtows,

Truthfully no hat

DontRedditMyLemmy,

I like to use their words incorrectly to mess with them. Come up behind them playing Minecraft: “Are you playing that Roblox?” Or "For Real No Cat?’

Drusas, (edited )

Dads have been enjoying this since home video games became a thing. Now go play your Gameboy.

mojofrododojo,

no shit, my dad called it the intendo, but then the fucker stole my gameboy and got addicted to tetris lol

mojofrododojo,

it’s like these words have some kind of hidden meaning and when we (the olden folks) use them it debases their value.

which simply encourages me to use the more. “This shit has skibidi ohio rizz all over, no cap no fleek stream”

I have no idea what this incantation means, but it drives my children bonkers. feel free to try it.

JoMiran,
@JoMiran@lemmy.ml avatar

I am 51, so Gen-X, but I have been a skater, surfer, gamer and chronically online most of my life (BBS old schooler!). In other words, my speak has always included current terms which I use unironically. Except rizz. Rizz is just cringe AF.

There is no such thing as generational slang. There is just slang.

Rustmilian,
@Rustmilian@lemmy.world avatar

Sticking out my GYAT for the Rizzler, something something fanum tax.

Shoot me now.

Emerald,

Omg that’s so skibidi

Khanzarate,

My wife named my bird Rizz.

She says I finally have rizz.

atomicorange,

Prove it, show us the Rizz!

Khanzarate,
deadlock,

You got rizz, alright!

Rustmilian,
@Rustmilian@lemmy.world avatar

What type of bird is that? It’s so cute.

Khanzarate,

He’s a cockatiel. The coloring is usually more indicative of a female, but they don’t have hard rules like that.

adam_y,
@adam_y@lemmy.world avatar

I’m gen-x and I am at the point where I don’t know if I say anything unironically any more.

(But you are spot on, slang is there, always, and it mutates as it is needed, but it isnt generational so much as sociopolitical and regional.)

Toneswirly,

I believe this as well, no cap

9point6,

What boomer wrote this

laranis,

Seriously. Can we stop this ridiculous obsession with “generational” comparisons, please, and the click bait that goes with it? Let’s instead start learning empathy and stop trying to force fit everything into an arbitrary category. Can we really not, collectively, as a species, grasp nuance and the eternally changing state of everything?

Probably not, but here’s to hoping.

jdeath,

nassim taleb calls it “over-platonification,” expecting everything to meet some platonic ideal. it is absolutely pervasive. this is another great example of it

thesystemisdown,

Iaranis, I’m not speaking to you directly. Instead, I want to expand on your eloquent and pleasant message.

It amazes me how quickly some are willing to accept age related generalizations and reject generalizations based on other criteria like race, gender, sexual orientation, religion, etc. I’ve been around long enough to understand that all of it is a weird control mechanism. I’ve known people nearing the end of their days that spent a lifetime advocating for all the right things. That should be enough for folks to understand that we are all immature, flawed, and prone to bias; while capable of fostering positive change.

Don’t marginalize anyone, young or old because of their age. We all get the same short life to try to live to its fullest.

Surp,
@Surp@lemmy.world avatar

You sound like you are skibitty rizz no cap gyayted bruh face millionaire cash money money money maypoll. Why you so chedduh blonde bearing that shits not tight mofo. Tubular.

lemmyknow,

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