ivanafterall, 3 months ago "He knows he has an unusual penis," Daniels writes. "It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool..." "I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart... "It may have been the least impressive sex I'd ever had, but clearly, he didn't share that opinion."
"He knows he has an unusual penis," Daniels writes. "It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool..." "I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart... "It may have been the least impressive sex I'd ever had, but clearly, he didn't share that opinion."
"He knows he has an unusual penis," Daniels writes. "It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool..."
"I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart...
"It may have been the least impressive sex I'd ever had, but clearly, he didn't share that opinion."