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Maybe the earliest example of, "You should see the other guy!"

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The Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) has been the subject of a number of controversies...

God, what a fitting start/title.

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I've only seen the original movie, but I don't see how anyone can top Chris Pine and Zachary Quinto.

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Me want da punani see for make me nice,
Me love the way you walk sometimes,
The way you talk is so hot,
Now you know let's have a shot of rum,
Then me can make you come
With me to the ocean
That would be phat
You can be my bow cat
Nice ital breeze
Bring you to your knees
We're jammin'

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I have a shitty Target duffel bag that's been with me on so many adventures. It's falling apart, but I refuse to let it go, precisely because it's been with me on so many adventures. That also explains the several pairs of shoes with holes in them I can't bring myself to throw out.

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Oh man, a Total War: Lord of the Rings could be pretty badass.

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No, you just gave me an opportunity to use my incredible god-like gift.

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I'm gifted with extreme literacy.

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Fingers crossed for a new Sid Meier's Pirates.

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Then take psychedelics and lock yourself in.

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Add another fan a few feet to the left of the first one to make the room more visually balanced.

ivanafterall,
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And also your mom is so ancient and immense that it transcends the limits of langauge and comprehension.

ivanafterall,
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Saddam Hussein with more commitment. "They'll never take me alive!"

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Sorry, apologies to any of the living Husseins who may have read my tasteless joke.

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More like, "I'm sorry you're stuck in the dryer. Just ignore the 830 stepbros lining up behind you, it's unrelated."

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You just earned yourself a seat on the board.

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Further consider than the movie itself is literally pulpy and fictional and the genius of Tarantino becomes apparent. It IS Pulp Fiction, just like it says there on the screen!

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Yes, those are all major contributors, though some of them overlap.

Can somebody explain why game makers don't start their own companies together?

It seems like every other week a game studio is massively laying off employees; sometimes after years of development. What I’m reading is that it’s a quick way to lower expenses and pad the investors’ pockets, flooding the market with developers and reducing their value, to then hire them back a few months later at lower...

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Can you give us the gist or is it under wraps?

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That sounds cool. Are you using any particular tools to organize your ideas/systems? That was one of the reasons I was curious--turning ideas into something real seems daunting.

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Ha, a great comparison. Like Brock resorbed most of his twin, but Doug Ford is what was left over.

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Several of the greatest movies ever made 100% wouldn't exist without his work. Schindler's List, The Pianist, Saving Private Ryan, and The Thin Red Line are just a few of the films he made possible. Say what you will about his various indiscretions, but the man loved the arts.

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Oh, my God. That's disgusting! Which app was it advertising!?

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In the better timeline we left, they're now playing the Sega Dreamcast 5.

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When I was a child, we only had two dimensions, and we were grateful for them.

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692 "advertising partners" through that site.

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I feel tender feelings for you. How have you been doing?

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I mean, look at how "his" girl is eyeing me...

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And you thought the lawnmower engine at 6 AM on a Saturday was annoying...

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I sincerely wish all of my messages were delivered to me by an owl holding a scroll.

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I'm hoping for the happy-cynical, orphan-crushing-machine ending: someone sets up a GoFundMe and raises a bunch of money to allow the mother of four to raise her children and not be stuck managing a Taco Bell.

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"Sure would be a shame if you taxed us and something happened to your economy..."

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Oh, man, I'm looking forward to trying this. Anyone given it a shot, yet?

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Best full-price video game deal in history, in my opinion, was NFL 2K5 selling for $19.99 at launch. I still consider it the best football game ever and I miss it dearly.

It was such a good deal that EA shit themselves, bought the exclusive NFL license, and ruined football gaming for future generations.

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August of 2023, in case you got your hopes up. :(

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If you've played any Rimworld, you'd feel pretty comfortable with it, after the major UI update a year or two back.

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This is literally projection, now that people know he doesn't take care of his hygiene (shocking).

According to a former GOP representative describing the odor:

“It’s not good. The best way to describe it... take armpits, ketchup, a butt and makeup and put that all in a blender and bottle that as a cologne.”

Source.

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That's where you and the pope will just have to agree to disagree.

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