Russia Declares War on ‘Mediocre Actor’ George Clooney
DMBFFF, 
Medvedev’s drinking again?
Prandom_returns, “Alcoholic shithead posts incoherent nonsense on x formerly known as twitter”
fne8w2ah, Steven Seagal should just fuck off to vatnikland if he likes it so much.
Socsa, Russia is actually just a Monty Python sketch now. And not one of the good ones everyone knows. Like a 6/10 Monty Python sketch.
themeatbridge, One where a bunch of Gumbys are just improvising.
Olhonestjim, If Putin thinks he can outprank Clooney, he’s very mistaken.
HootinNHollerin, Said the way only a Daper Dan man can!
Time to rewatch O Brother, Where Art Thou
buzz86us, That isn’t George clooney… That is Jurge Clooners
FooBarrington, You mean the Golden Snowflake Award-winning actor, who portrayed the titular character in The Nazi Who Played Yahtzee?
cupcakezealot, 
russia didn’t declare war on amal because amal would destroy them.
WindyRebel, Oh, just Clooney? If it was the Baldwins then there would be HELL to pay!
MehBlah, They should just ask canada what happened to them when they bombed the baldwins.
AFC1886VCC, Medvedev is just the Kremlin’s chief keyboard warrior now.
Honytawk, Oof, is Russia going to war on two fronts?
Ask Hitler how well that turned out for him.
Stalinwolf, 
Mediocre? He’s the goddamn paterfamilias!
mipadaitu, Damn, that’s a deep cut.
Stalinwolf, Well, we ain’t usin’ Fop, goddamnit.
abracaDavid, I’m a Dapper Dan man.
Zombiepirate, 
He’s bonafide!
Stalinwolf, “Pewtin here’s got a job! Pewtin’s got prospects!”
0x0, They think… He is… A toad.
shasta, A horny toad?
Duamerthrax, Big talk coming from a mediocre country.
DAMunzy, Also not on bingo 2024 card!
cley_faye, Russia on its quest to find something it can fight and win against.
CerealOverdose666, Did you know who win against nazis?
AngryCommieKender, That was the USSR, helping the allies. They’ve wasted all the former might of the USSR in their war in Ukraine.
jaspersgroove, They wasted all their former might far before that. There’s a reason the leading cause of death for young men in Russia is alcoholism. The people have no hope and no future while Putin lives.
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot, And they chose Batman?
cley_faye, They’re not very good at it, are they? :D
rottingleaf, Clooneys don’t seem that.
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